Chocoball Room Lights

  These little battery operated lamps came in the four Chocoball flavors - Peanut, Strawberry, Caramel, and Banana.

  Chocoball Big Bank

  These could only be won at Arcades in Japan. The giant banks stand around 1 foot high.

  Chocoball Small Bank

  About 5 inches tall but rocks just as hard as his taller version.

  Chocoball Candy Dispenser

  This is a rare one - not for sale to the general public. When you pushed down on his head, Kyoro-chan gave out a squawk and spat out some yummy chocoball candy. Stands about 10 inches tall.

  Chocoball Candy Dispenser Transparent Blue

  This dispenser is blue to symbolize how sad he is after hearing about your so-called "social life."

  Chocoball Candy Dispenser Transparent Red

  This is red to signify his anger towards all dorks who like Pocky. They must all die!

  Chocoball Dispenser Blue

  A sort of iridescent blue. Kyoro is all sorts of blue since he has to look at you.

  Chocoball Alarm Clock

  One of the coolest Chocoball items around. When the alarm sounded, Kyoro-chan sang the "Kue kue kue" song and yelled at you to get your lazy ass out of bed.

  Chocoball Talking Keychains

  These were available in Peanut, Strawberry, Caramel, and Banana. Since you bought him, Kyoro has no choice but to talk to your geek ass. He's resigned to his miserable fate.

  Chocoball Keychains

  Caramel and Peanut will guard your keys. But if you drop them, what happens to your butt is your own fault.

  Chocoball Noodle Timer

  3 minutes. The exact time you need for ramen. Or eggs. Or to stab somebody about 4 dozen times - preferably a Pocky eater.

  Chocoball Desk Vaccuum

  Kyoro will tidy up your desk because you're a messy bastard. Remember, cleanliness is next to Kyoroness. You dirty slob. This is also Kyoro's way to saying "You suck!"

  Chocoball Dancing Kyoro-chan

  This sound activated Kyoro-chan did his little wiggle dance whenever he heard music. Nice to know there's someone out there that dances worse than me.

  Chocoball Car

  This little car was operated by wire control and went forward and reverse. Simple, yet fun. The wire is to prevent Kyoro from driving into traffic and committing "Kyorocide" to end his existence with you.

 Chocoball Wind-ups

  This set of 2 Chocoball Wind-ups hop along their merry way when you let them loose. Available in Peanut and Caramel. Cute.

 Chocoball Wind-ups (Anime versions)

  This set of 2 little Anime Kyoro-chan wind-ups (2 variations) didn't hop like the originals, but scuttled around instead. Regular and winking (he knows about your perveted secrets).

  Chocoball Wind-up

  A tiny wind-up plushie. You wind Kyoro up and he... just kinda spastically rocks back and forth in a desperate attempt to get somewhere... probably anywhere away from you.

 Chocoball Puzzle Keychain

  This is a ball-shaped Rubix Cube type puzzle keychain. Your reward was getting complete pictures of Peanut Kyoro and Strawberry Kyoro. Woohoo! Talk about motivation!

  Chocoball Crystal Purple Keychain

  Show up the other kids with this hanging off your backpack. Little punks. I don't know you - but I hate you.

 Chocoball Mini-strap Good Luck Figures

  This set of 8 1/2 inch figures are supposed to be attached to your stupid cell phone, but I don't subject myself to that evil. Anyway, the figures are: Daruma; Shishimai; Indian Elephant; Dragon, Maneki Neko; Uchideno Kotzuchi; Hyotan; Taigurumi.

 Chocoball Ramp Walkers

  This set of cute little ramp walkers scuttles down an incline obeying the laws of gravity. There were at least 9 variations on just the Kyoro-chan figures - and I have them all 'cause I'm pathetic and Kyoro knows it.

  Chocoball Calendar

  You manually set the date everyday by pressing the button on top of his head. He blinks everytime you do it. Kyoro makes you work everyday. Sadistic bastid.

  Chocoball Bath Time Soap Dish

  The very thing to style up your bathroom. Kyoro guards your soap. Cleanliness is next to Kyoroness.

  Chocoball Bath Time Brush

  When you need a good scrubbing, Kyoro comes to the rescue. Yep, Kyoro can get pretty personal if you let him.

  Chocoball Picture Frame

  I don't have a photo for this frame, 'cause I'm not worthy. But Kyoro and his buttbuddy are ready to laugh at your pic as soon as you place it in the frame.

  Chocoball Vibrating Kyoro

  Stick a battery up his whoopsie-daisy, twist his butt a quarter turn and he vibrates off your table. Hours of fun for the entire family. Don't let your sister borrow it or you'll never see it again.

  Chocoball Stampers

  One inch tall. A crystal Kyoro and a crying Kyoro. Just like me, Kyoro thinks of his life and cries.

  Chocoball Bullet Stamper

  Self-contained ink and everything. Fits right in your pocket so you can stamp Kyoro's seal on everything since he rules the world anyway and owns everything - including you!

  Chocoball Transparent Orange Bank

  And as soon as you fill him up with cash, make a withdrawal and buy more Chocoball. That's the entire point. Pocky is for dorks.

  Chocoball Plush Coin Purse Peanut

  Who need pockets when you got one of these? With a keychain, so you can dangle it in front of those losers with the ordinary coin purses.

  Chocoball Plush Coin Purse Caramel

  Don't like the Peanut version? How about Caramel? He's smiling because he has more money than me. The bastard.

  Chocoball Plush Coin Purse

  A different one. He's got that look because he knows that you're gonna try to take his money. Kyoro trusts no one - especially you.

  Chocoball Vinyl Coin Purse

  In glorious black and white for you goths out there. Losers.

  Chocoball Bookmarks

  Yeah, I know they're lame. But they're Chocoball items, so I had to feature them, OK? Leave me alone. Sod off.

  Chocoball Strawberry Window Dangler

  The long pink spring allows Kyoro to display how wired he gets from all the sugar in Chocoballs. Or crack.

  Chocoball Beanbag and Story Book

  This little storybook comes with a Kyoro beanbag so you can re-enact Kyoro's many adventures. Did you know he was an astronaut? Yes, he's a corporate mascot, but his life is better than yours.

  Chocoball Tape Measure

  A set of 2 matching Kyoro glasses. So, where's the Chocoball drink?

  Chocoball Rearview Mirror Dangler

  Hang this in your car so Kyoro can see where you go and laugh at your pathetic so-called "social life." Yes, he can see you going to play your retarded Dance Dance Revulsion crap. That's why he's rolling his eyes way back.

  Chocoball Tape Measure

  Of course it's still in the package! You think I'd open it? What are ya? Nuts? Besides, it's metric!!

  Chocoball Kitchen Timer

  Now you can see how fast you're wasting your life. Race ya!