| Gossip Online With Us! | ||||||||||||||||
| BACK TO MY HOMEPAGE | ||||||||||||||||
| Gossip Online With Us is all about being up in other folks bidness. Ya'll tell me a story or a friend or family member, I'll brief it here and write what I think. I'll also use this section to discuss situation that men and women sometimes see differently. I have a friend I'm hoping will work on this page with me so you can get a guy's perspective. I'll post what other folks had to say about it via e-mail, and, of course, I change the names of the innocent and the guilty, so as to promote free gossip, I mean, free speech. | ||||||||||||||||
| Here's Story #1 Ooh and it's crusty nasty! | ||||||||||||||||
| I was going to start with some commentary on Vivica Fox's movie, Two Can Play That Game, but then I got some juicy gossip! This just in - my girl found a collection of panties under her and her man's bed! Yep. Other women's panties. All shapes and sizes. But that ain't the half of it. Hold on folks, it's about to get freaky. Apparently, they were all dirty panties. Period stains, train tracks, coochie juice, etc. So, she picks them up with some gloves and calls her man on it. He confessed. Not only has he been cheating on her, he has a panty fettish. Not just any woman's panties, no, no. Only dirty panties. So, he hooks up with different women, and if he can sneak a peak and find some yuck-yuck in their panties, he finds a way to hide them and keep them. Well, that's the gossip. |
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| WHAT I SAY - | ||||||||||||||||
| Um, can you say "Eeew" three times fast with me? Eeew, eeew, eeew! First of all, why they gotta be nasty panty? What the hell is up with that? That brotha need some help! Second, I don't think she should mess with him anymore. I'd say, "Love Don't Live Here Anymore." If he like dirty oochie, then he might bring something home. Have my girl all itchin or something. That ain't right! (I feel a bout of eeew gurgling up). I understand how it is when you've been with a man for a long time, but damn! Sometimes you gotta draw the lines and take off the rose-colored glasses! Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, what do you say? |
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