X-Men
The Hazards of Drinking and Marie's Revenge by Karen S.
Logan catches Rogue and Jubilee drinking. He decides to punish them.
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Funniest fics ever. Drunk!Marie and Drunk!Jubilee are hilarious and Logan's thoughts as he spies are perfect. If you're drinking, cover your keyboard.
Marie staggered to her feet and reached down to help Jubilee. Her ankles turned over and she landed on her rear, glancing around to make sure no one saw her. They managed to get to their feet by hanging onto each other and the tree.
"Yeah." Hand over her mouth, Jubilee gasped.
"You gonna ralph?" Marie was grinning, like she thought it'd be funny.
"DNA."
"Huh?"
"DNA. They'll know it was us! Saliva!"
Okay, Jubilee was a stupid drunk.
"No way..."
"They got testing fashtitities...foos...labs!"
"Nooo!" Marie also covered her mouth. "Ah never thought of that!"
And now I knew Marie was also a stupid drunk.