| 3rd watch |
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| jimmy doherty |
| maurice boscorelli |
| bobby caffey |
| also known as: tearjerker bobby holds a special place in ka's heart, because "he helps people. he's good with kids. he speaks spanish to his mom. he raised his brothers and sisters. he dances. he sings. he cares so much about people, whether they're his family, or they've never met before. he's beautiful. and his death was the worst tv death i've ever been through...even worse than alex's on roswell, cause i never really watched that episode (and 'cause duh, they are no aliens, but there are paramedics with smacked out ex-best friends). and there wasn't kim saying 'bobby's gone, mom...' or the song...oh lord, the song..." [ka doubles over in a fit of sobs and kim must cut her off at this point. also, "the song" = enya's 'only time'] |
| ty davis, jr. |
| also known as: hot ass kim would get on davis in a heartbeat, because: "if i ever have an encounter with a cop where he's not busting me for something, i'd prefer he looks like that." |
| also known as: dimples jimmy is on laura's desktop background, because: "i used to watch 'sunset beach' for him. and i don't watch soap operas." |
| also known as: angles men everywhere love bosco because:: "he's such a hard-ass" |
| Third Watch Commentary |
| please, like any one i know could all shut up for an entire hour? |
| you could like hit his car or something and then be like, 'oh my god you're the hottest fake cop i've ever seen' --laura on how kim could get 'hot ass'-- |
| kim: i was thinking we should call bosco "protractor"...because he's all about the angles ka: i just spent an hour...huh? HAHAHAHAHA |
| kim: protractor is too long...nicknames must be two syllables, tops. ka: 2 syllables? bosco? kim: no, NICKNAME. you know "dimples," "hot ass," etc. ka: angles? kim: i'm so stupid. |
| kim: did they just show a third watch preview? chris: yea, it was short though. don't worry, they didn't show any people. kim: i care about the plot, too. chris: HAHAHA |
| kim: i told chris i care about the plot and he laughed at me ka: we all know that only my friend patrick cares about the plot. kim: the rest of us just care about hot men wielding guns and fighting fires. ka: and saving lives. kim: right, that too. |
| laura: i just call him 'J'-we're intimate friends kim: nice. laura: yes it is, i'm just waiting for the proposal any day now |
| kim: oh my god, bosco, stop playing with yourself and do something ka: i don't care if your nutsac is sensitive, you've got to move! |
| kim: oh bosco. have you realized yet that i just like saying his name? bosco. ka: no, i didn't. and i don't think i would have. |
| kim's brother: so you like the fireman guy? kim: nope, the cop. kim's bro: the crazy white guy? kim: no, the one that was just on. kim's bro: the old guy? kim: no kim's bro: the black guy? kim: yep. kim's bro: you have jungle fever? kim: yes. yes, i do. |
| bosco...so hot. i might burn my finger if i touched him. --mary kate-- |
| you know, it's a good thing you and i never see celebrities. because if i saw him on the street, i'd probably just scream 'oh my god, it's hot ass!' --kim-- |
| Third Watch Quotes |
| things they've said on the show |
| bosco: gum? davis: spearmint? bosco: cinnamon. |
| Bobby= HOT Davis = hot Bosco = hot? Carlos = flip? --ka-- |
| kim: i watch for the hot cop anyone in earshot: the fat guy? kim: no, no. the black guy. yes, as hard as that is to believe that i would choose a young, fine, tall, good-looking black man over an old, fat, unattractive white man, it is true. i have resisted the sexiness that is sully. |
| mariel: they call him 'bosco' because he's hot, like tabasco. kim: no, it's because his name is boscorelli mariel: i know, i know. |
| i thought i was dead. i thought my own personal hell was a bunch of evil midgets with small teeth, sticky fingers and pigtails. --carlos-- |
| teacher: come on kids, let the fireman show us his equipment. jimmy: sometimes for children that pole can be hard to resist. |
| i spend my whole life giving. --carlos-- |
| the problem with talking to people is that they expect you to listen --carlos-- |
| this happens everytime you wanna join hands and sing a rousing chorus of We are the World --bosco-- |
| they were two douchebags who met in the course of being douchebags, what good would arresting someone do? --sully-- |
| monty parker |
| also known as: doc, the black man neil has a bit of a homo crush on doc because: "his analogies are life-changing and inspirational" |
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| john sullivan |
| also known as: sully richard no longer resists his attraction to sully because:: "he's a good-lookin' guy...he's got kind eyes, and a charming smile" |
| do you like sex, john? --tatiana-- |
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| kim: i'm a big fan of davis. mariel: the asian one? |
| kim: dude, doc is going to blow your mind tonight. neil: yea, it's inspirational. mary kate: seriously, you need to watch it. ka: i leave for two hours, and now you guys have all these inside jokes! |
| ka: that was so...not inspirational. neil: well, you didn't hear the whole thing! ka: because you were channel flipping! |
| yokas: this poor thing...he's in a lot of pain...i wish there was something we could do. bosco: do you want me to shoot it? |