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What Really Pisses Me Off (I Should Not Be God)
1. My first girlfriend was a big fucking liar. To this day I will know her as that big fucking liar who I want to die and burn in hell. Muffins and anyone who knows me IRL that's heard the stories of my past girlfriends know the schpiel so get it from them because I'm not going to repeat it here. To this day I'll bet you she continues to be the lying little fickle whorebag she is. And I was stupid enough to be her friend afterward, only to lose her again as a friend because she decides to be a bitch yet again.
2. My second accused me of lying to her and cheating on her just to get my attention even though I talked to her every damn day for five fucking hours. Then she had the nerve to pull this fake suicide show. To hell with that. I took her as a friend because that's what I was comfortable with before and I figured that was what I'd be comfortable with now. It wound up with her constantly asking me to go back out with her and I kept telling her no until I threatened to ignore her for the rest of my damn life.
3. Third girlfriend...absolute fucking fickle bitch. One of the few after-dating friends I've actually kept because she decided to wise up and for good. Her taste in music still sucks to this day but other than that she's cool. But sometimes I feel so stupid for taking her back three times.
4. #4 was a long amount of time that would've been less painful in hell with all the sinners performing oonga-boonga on me (a supposed wartribe ceremony where all the males of the tribe assrape and beat you black and blue till near death) and time going at 1/4th the current rate. Let's leave it at that.
5. Now my fifth girlfriend is my current girlfriend. The only thing probably wrong with her is that she had her tongue pierced and I threatened to rip that fucker out with my multi-tool pliers. Course that was before she knew my tastes in girls had changed and that I wanted an old fashioned girl, not some wild chick with piercings all about. She won't get that brow piercing though, that's for sure. And NO, I am not a control freak, because she has her own freedom to do whatever. If anyone's whipped or on a leash between me and her, it'd be me, cause I practically wait on her on hand and knee.
Yet what makes me paranoid is the fact that the previous four have essentially all lied to me in some way. So who's to say that my life with women isn't going to be nothing but one goddamned lie after another until I lose my mind? I take that risk by being with my fifth girlfriend and hope that she's completely 110% honest with me all the way. She tells me she is, but when I sit and have a nagging sensation that she's hiding something even when she's not...that kinda gets aggrivating after awhile. And it pisses me off!
Why? Because of the fact that there's a part of me just sitting there...WAITING for her to say "Baby, there's something I gotta tell you. I haven't been completely honest with you...etc etc...I hope you're not mad at me but I understand if you are...cause I would be mad at me too and in fact I am." or something along those lines.
Do you have any idea how that feels!? Being absolutely head over heels in love with someone but you don't feel it because FOUR PEOPLE IN YOUR FUCKING PAST HAD TO GO AND MENTALLY AND SPIRITUALLY RAPE YOU TILL YOU DAMN NEAR DIED FROM IT OR WENT NUTS!?!?!?!?!?
The world wonders why I'm such a pissed off individual. It's because there's people on this planet and 98% of them are all moronic dickheads I want to remove off the face of this fucking earth and if I were God I would have brought on Armageddon already just to do that.
You do not want me to be your god. I don't think God would even want me to take over for Him for even 2 seconds. I am not a very forgiving person, so I most likely wouldn't be a very forgiving god. I'm lenient in most cases but should you even dare to defy my law or moral or even my word, or even question it, you will undergo horrors that your mortal mind could not even begin to fathom into existance. And sometimes, I may just do a bunch of shit to you just because I KNOW, that it's going to be outside of your control and it's going to piss you off, and just the fact that it's outside of your control, but completely in mine, IT PISSES YOU OFF EVEN MORE! That's why I should not be a god. I would end up pissing everyone off to a point where the only reason they'd believe in me was just in case I really existed and was going to lay the holy smackdown on all the bastards who dared to say I didn't exist.
But yes...people piss me off. I hate people to a degree that goes beyond hate's definitions. Not certain people or certain types of people or even classes of people. I HATE 98% of the fucking population of the damn world.
The last 2% would probably be my friends and all the people I would deem as a friend if I ever knew them.
I can now go vegitate till morning now. Goodnight.
"Take so much away from inside you
Makes no sense you know he can't guide you
He's your fucking shoulder to lean on
Be strong!" - Kittie, Brackish
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