I WOULD LIKE TO START THIS RAMBLE WITH....
WHO THE FUCK IS NIKKA COSTA!!??!?!??!
A GAY AS HELL GROUP THAT'S WHO! THEY SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RETARDED DRUMMER ON SPEED BANGING AWAY AT A STEEL DRUM WITH A HARD-ON!!!!! THEIR GUITARIST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN HICK ON A BANJO WITH A FLAGPOLE UP HIS ASS!!!!! AND THAT LAMEASS WOMAN LOOKING LIKE ERIC CLAPTON IN THE 70'S SINGS LIKE A DOLPHIN THAT INHALED AN ENTIRE 300 LB TANK OF HELIUM!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY AM I PISSED ABOUT THIS!?!?!? BECAUSE!!!!! JACK KNOWS!!!! MY GOOD FRIEND CRYSTAL KNOWS!!!!!! MY GOOD FRIEND VORMIE KNOWS!!!!!!! GODDAMN THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW!!!!!!!
FUCKING MARQUEE YOU BEST WORK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
I WANTED TO SEE LAETITIA CASTA!!!!!! LAETITIA CASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S POSED FOR VICTORIA'S SECRET ON MANY MANY FUCKING COMMERCIALS, ADS, AND GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT ELSE!!! SHE'S DONE STUFF FOR RALPH LAUREN AND GUESS JEANS!!!!! GODDAMN THE INFIDEL WHO DARES TO FUCKING ASK WHO THE HELL SHE IS AFTER THAT REFERENCE!!!!!!
LAETITIA CASTA IS THE HOTTEST SUPERMODEL ON THIS DAMN PLANET!!!!!!
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T SEE IT THE FIRST TIME
GODDAMN THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW FOR TEASING ME LIKE THAT AND SAYING NIKKA COSTA!!!! I THOUGHT HE SAID "LAETITIA CASTA"!!!!!!!!
THIS IS LAETITIA CASTA!!!! ONE FUCKING SECOND!!!!!! I'LL WHIP UP A PIC FOR YOU TO SEE!!!!!!!
http://www.famousbabes.com/pics119/laetitiaC/laetitiaC179.jpg
I DON'T KNOW THE EXACT TAGS REQUIRED FOR POSTING A PIC ON HERE SO I'LL JUST LEAVE THE LINK FOR YOU ALL TO SEE YOURSELVES IN ANOTHER BROWSER BUT ANYWAY THAT'S WHO SHE IS!!!! THERE'S OTHER PICTURES AT FAMOUSBABES.COM FOR YOU TO SEE IN THERE SO TAKE A LOOK AROUND AND SEE EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
THAT IS LAETITIA CASTA!!!!!! AND I WILL SHOVE A DAMN GAS HOSE UP THE ASS OF ANYONE WHO DARES TO TELL ME SHE IS NOT HOT!!!!!! SHE'S OBVIOUSLY HOT ENOUGH TO BE WEARIN' BRAS AND PANTIES ON TV, SO OBVIOUSLY YOU DUNNO SHIT IF YOU THINK SHE'S UGLY!!!!! I GIVE A BIG FUCK YOU TO ANYONE WHO SAYS SHE'S UGLY!!! YOUR FUNKY ASS AIN'T UP ON TV RUNNIN' AROUND GETTIN' MILLIONS FOR PRANCIN' AROUND ON A CATWALK SO FUCK YOU!!!!!
GODDAMN THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW FOR TEASING ME!!!! FUCKING COCKTEASER!!!!!!
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Ok I feel calmer now now that I've seen this picture of her...
http://www.famousbabes.com/pics119/laetitiaC/laetitiaC107.jpg
Laetitia....so pretty......soooo.....pretty.......-drool-
If I was there when that fucking Parisian cab driver was being a bastard toward her...I woulda tore his punkass outta the car and beat the living shit outta him. And even if I lost at least I defended her and gave her time to get away from the asshole.
http://www.famousbabes.com/pics119/laetitiaC/laetitiaC22.jpg
So calming....so....pretty.............preeeeeettttty................isn't she so peaceful looking in here? -droooool- -falls out of chair IRL-
I'm ok now...please...fellow CD crewmembers...post this on the site...under my rambles....I'm going to enjoy heaven.....