I HATE BILL GATES!
Yes. I hate Bill Gates. I hate his company known as Microsoft, but I affectionately know it as the Corrupted Cybertechnology Department of Hell. Why? Windows. That's why. The biggest fucking joke on this planet. Yes I use it, because for all my damned abilities I cannot get my modem to dial out on a Linux system. This also might be attributed to the fact that I got the Corel version, and we all know how good they AREN'T at putting out good stuff. Their software's pretty fucked up. Why would their attempt at an OS that fully utilizes the full potential of your computer be any better?
Anyway, yes I hate Bill Gates. I hope MTV does a Celebrity Deathmatch between Linus Torvalds (the creator of Linux) vs. Bill Gates (the creator of absolute shit). Of course, Linus would win because Bill Gates sucks ass at fighting and if he made a robot that would fight for him, it would suffer from having too many illegal operations being performed because apparently the AI in the thing doesn't understand hexidecimal all too well. But if Linus made a bot, it would be like Jet Li and utilize everything in the ring for a weapon and make sure its user was happy with the results, such as taking Bill Gates by the row of upper teeth and yanking them right out of his mouth to prove that those are now dentures, if they weren't already.
Die Bill, Die. At least your Clinton counterpart admits to being a dumbass.
Windows ME is a joke. Oh look! I have a nice pretty OS that doesn't need rebooting everytime I go to install a fucking program anymore! But Netscape still has a migraine when you look at it, and OH LOOK AT THIS! NO DRIVER SUPPORT FOR OLDER HARDWARE!! (older in this case for Windows ME = any hardware not in a store bought computer that was released this year, but sold seperately)
And then let's take a look at Win98 first ed. Then second. Oddly enough I had less trouble with first edition. With second, I may as well have ripped out my computer's hard drive and lit it on fire and I would get better results. To top that off, it installed a virus to the boot sector of my hard drive, so NOW I have to get a new hard drive!
WELL WOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO!!