Florida Sucks!

Florida sucks. The state just sucks. It looks like a gigantic limp penis with no nutsack beneath it on the United States. This is very embarassing, at least to me. Cause now we're officially the country to state that we've got the biggest dick in the world, but we don't have the balls to back it up.

Every woman I've known from Florida is/was/going2b a slut, a whore, or a fucking addict of one drug, another, or all. I know a girl there who's been having sex since she was 12. And her cousin calls her a whore for not waiting till she was 13 like she did. The parents are aware of this and don't give two shits. I know another girl who is 16 and is having sex with a 14 year old, and her mother doesn't care that she is as long as she doesn't get pregnant. This is why I say we perform some geographical surgery and cut off Florida from the rest of the United States and make it its own fucking mudpile in the ocean. Half the damn state's going underwater anyway as well as Louisiana.

HELL, I USED TO KNOW A GIRL THERE WHO'D GET ONLINE JUST TO TELL ME SHE WAS MASTURBATING!!!!

I find it funny too because these same girls bitch and whine about how guys never treat them right yet they go around in their school doing drugs, getting drunk, acting slutty, admitting to being a slut, telling everyone in the entire town who they slept with and how long ago it was since, go into detail into it, AND THEN THEY WONDER WHY GUYS JUST BANG 'EM AND LEAVE 'EM!

MAYBE IF THEY WEREN'T SUCH WHORES TO BEGIN WITH THEY'D HAVE SOMEONE DECENT! Future whores of America, all of them.

Yes, we have some in the great state of Illinois as well. In fact, my school is a breeding ground for prostitutes. I will not be surprised if over 400 girls from my school end up on the damn street wearing nothing but a g-string and fishnets.

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