Cheaters - Lamers, Wimps, And Well...They Suck Today's rant is going to be about the fact that there are some people in this world who go online to game and cheat. I HATE CHEATERS AT ONLINE GAMES! Ok, if it's a game that you play against the computer, that's understandable, because some gaming AI's are really smart and have much potential to kick your sorry ass from here to the Silicon Valley and back. In fact, there's some that already know what moves you're going to make because it's reading the input from your keyboard and mouse. That kind of cheating I will condone depending on the game.

But games like StarCraft, Diablo, Diablo 2, and Counter-Strike are ALL GAMES YOU SHOULD NOT CHEAT ON!! These games are so simple my MOTHER WHO SUCKS AT ALL OF THEM could play them and beat the games (with the exception of Counter-Strike, cause she sucks at first-person shooters in comparison to what the average CS'er can do). The reason why I say this is because it's true. Play a game of Starcraft sometime. You'll find that the game is so easy you'd have to have the IQ of a throw rug in order to get your ass kicked.

It's understandable if you get your ass kicked playing other online though. Some people are good, and others suck. But that just means that you need to get better. You get better by playing more, and take notes on what the people kicking your ass are doing. You get better by finding sites online that have strategies to these games. YOU DO NOT GO OUT AND GET CHEATS!!!

My worst cheat hatred however is going to Counter-Strike, a Half-Life Mod that is a lot of fun. The whole concept of the game is to shoot the living daylights out of your enemies. There's two teams: Terrorists, and Counter-Terrorists. It's obvious what the two do. And this is a strategy shoot'em up game, where you will have to apply real life knowledge to firefights into the game in order to survive. And people are so stupid as to use everything from wallhacks to speed boosts to even modifications that will ensure that everytime your crosshairs are on an enemy you automatically shoot. One day I'm going to run a Counter-Strike server and with it I'm going to make it so that anyone who is using a cheat on the game will be automatically banned, or their ping will be so high that they'll constantly run into walls trying to play. I'll even name the server "CHEATERS = SKR00D" And every five seconds it'll display a message all over their screen that says "WARNING: IT HAS BEEN DETECTED... THAT YOU ARE USING A CHEAT!!! YOU BASTARD!!" I think it'd be fun. Don't you?

Especially the wallhacks. I'd re-mod it so that everything will be all black so they have to play on a black screen. With a message saying "If all you see is black, it's cause you're using a wallhack." going out to everyone.

But I tell you now...cheaters who play against me are screwed. And that's sad, because I play on the shittiest computer that could possibly ever be to run Counter-Strike. An AMD K6-p00p running at 300 MhZ. It's not the fact that it's AMD that's bad. AMD anything is GOOD! It's just that the K6 series wasn't cut out for 3d-gaming like that. So, my ability to play is hindered by the fact that my computer is a peezoshit. But I still kick those cheaters though! So I'm happy about that.

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