Hello. This is *****, and as most of you know, I have been out of the loop for a while. I will tell you the story...
No you won't.
What?
He's right, you don't have the guts to.
I can never tell it because you punks won't let me say two words.
I counted 14 in that last sentence.
That's not the issue.
Hey, what's going on?
That little pansy is going to tell us a story.
Oh, hasn't chickened out yet?
Be nice to him. He wants to express himself.
I don't need you to help me!
Dude, man, make love not war, man.
Who the hell is that!?
Can I go home now?
You just got here.
Yea, but uh...yea.
Check this out!
Damn it! Put that away!!!
You little prick!
Little!? It's a freakin' python!
So? I don't like snakes.
Dude, you should see my snake. All this pot did some wicked shit to it.
Can I get back to my story?
HEY, YOU GUYS!!!
Wuzzzuuuupp!
Whhuuuzzzzssssuuuuup!!
I guess not.
Ha, ha, you suck.
You spit and swallow.
Come now, can't we all just get along?
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Listen to my theme song
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher leave them kids alone
Hey, Teacher leave the kids alone
Ok, stop. Pink Floyd rocks. Your singing, however, does not.
Got any weed? All there is, is weed, man.
Well, I guess I won't tell the story.
I knew it!
Ok that's it! (pulls out a shotgun and shoots him in the foot)
What the fuck are you doing!?
Are you NUTS!?
(sobbing) I'm out of here!
Dude, blood!!
Hi. I just wanted to say...what the HELL!?

As you can see, I need help with this situation. I'll try to tell you the story at a later date. In the meantime, I will take my pills.

Sure you don't want to see my snake?