				 All Your Base Are Belong To Us
					AYB version 1.00
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Contents
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	1. History
	2. Version Information
	3. Storyline
	* * * 4. How to use * * *
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						History
	A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was some dude.  He was sitting around his house one day, and decided what a great idea it might be if we built a machine the size of a decent room to help us add numbers together.  He and all his buds got together and built a computer.
	The first computers were programmed with punch cards.  As computing evolved, we decided it would be better to rely on powerful compiling software rather than incomprehensible computer signals for programming, and we developed a really phreaked thing called a programming language.
	This gave rise to things like Windows and Microsoft, so the hacker culture collectively said 'screw it' and started programming in Assembly language again.
	Assembly language is a tool that allows the programmer to be proud of software that would otherwise be a piece of crap.  Hence AYB version 1.00.  It runs faster than the same program compiled in a language like Visual Basic or Visual C++.  The only thing that might beat it is a program that runs in Linux rather than Windows.
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					     Version Info
	AYB version 1.00 was built out of a template source file and a well-known online cult classic.  I claim no credit for any inventiveness in the coding or design of AYB.  I claim complete credit for the creation of this instructions file.
	1) It is illegal to copy any text from this file in any way whatsoever without paying me several million dollars.  This includes the parts that I paraphrased from the Internet.
	2) By reading this instruction file, you agree that I own you and your entire family.
	3) All your base are belong to us!  Move zig!
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					       Storyline
	There isn't one.
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				      How to use AYB version 1.00
	Move the window by clicking and dragging the taskbar to produce an effect.
	Click with the left mouse button to produce another effect.
	Press any key for a third effect.
	Right-clicking makes the thing beep.