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Jack Daniels was the third person to join the ranks of MultiCorp. He has been a trustworthy and active crewmember since his induction, and has done his best to improve MultiCorp through his writings and ideas. It is because of Jack that the front page has its current look, and it is partly because of him that MultiCorp is where it stands today. His Cult of the Monkeys was an inspiring classic of humor. It will stand eternally and... You know what, screw this crappy biography. Jack Daniels was an all-around great guy and we are all gonna miss him. He's left the crew because of his beliefs about our progress and the way we're headed. Jack Daniels wants us to push forward. He wants us to be even better than we are now. I agree, we should improve. In the memory of a man who only wanted the best for this place, we should get more material. At the same time that I pay tribute to Jack for all the work he put into this place, I also try to increase the activity of the people who come through here. At Jack's request, the Cult of the Monkeys does not stand eternally. Even though it is not here anymore, though, its memory continues on. We would not have survived all this time without Jack, and we stand on his shoulders now as we head into a new path, while remembering the old. We salute you, Jack, and we salute the Cult of the Monkeys! WORSHIP THE MONKEY! |