Q: do u wanna DO meh?
A: *Smacks forehead.* my, my, my. What have we got here?! I would begin by mentioning the 5 errors in that sentence, but I'm not a nit-picker, and I know this was just submitted for fun. Ok, soo I guess I have made a promise to answer all of the questions submitted to my best ability, (Unless I don't feel like it.) and there really isn't anything offensive about that... Just laughable. First of all, I do not know who you are. You did not put your name. Nor did you bravely submit it somewhere where I would be able to reply directly to you, rather then wimp out and say it in an anonymous Q&A. Second of all, all I just said brings me to believe that you are not my type. I like my men to have balls, and my women to have guts.
Q: Is King II Homosexual?
A: *Nervous laughter* Why are you asking me?! It's not like I have the ability to sniff sexual preferences out of pixels! Uh... Sure, he could be gay. Though, he could also be into beastiality, or necrophilia, or incest, or maybe he's really a dog! You could make any character into anything you want them to be. See, I'll give you reasons why he could be gay. 1. Look at his BLOODY costumes! 2. The way he looks so fondly at Armor King in the TTT video. 3. The way he stared at Craig's photo in the T4 video. 4. Did I mention his costumes?
Q: My brother snapped my Tekken game in half. Can you help me?
A: I too, have had similar experiences. One of my many brothers (there's two of them) acquired a passion for breaking my discs, CDs, tapes, action figures, posters, limbs, etc... And well, I know how frustrating it can be. Yes, There is hope! You have two options, do what I did, and ship your brother off to a completely different province, (State for our American friends) or you can buy a new tekken game, but may I suggest cutting off your brothers fingers with a meat cleaver before you get it? This way, previous mistakes can be avoided.
Q: Does King make you pissed off on the "Ultra hard" difficulty? (Tekken 4)
A: Well, honestly, King can be a bit of a problem, but it all depends on what mode you speak of. You see, Arcade, Story, and practise mode give you a chance to try again (With the exception of Practise that just doesn't get KO'd anyway.) But in Survival, Team battle, and Time attack, it means a great deal when you get KO'd, for your score on the game depends on your consistency! (Unless if you're consistently losing, that is.)
So, in answer, Sometimes he does piss me off, and sometimes he doesn't.
Q: Are you hot?
A: I just had to show my friends this juicy Question. The strangest thing to submit into a Tekken Question section. Well in answer, It is nearing the end of October, and since I live in Canada, it begins to get cold this time of year. Now if I was properly dressed, I may have been quite snug, but I am currently in a oversized sleeveless shirt and sweat pants, and the heat is too expensive, so I'm rather chilly.
Q: Why is Ling hitting on MY Jin Kazazma?
A: That's what I would like to know. That Kazama jerk! I knew he was cheating on you! Let's go confront him, and then visciously slaughter Xiaoyu in a naked pagan ritual. I'll anoint that blade thingy and open the circle while you and some other naked people chant random gibberish while throwing dirt at the bon fire.
Q: Who is your fav character?
A: I've answered questions similar to this, and I've mentioned my fav character many times in unrelated questions and numerous other places on the site, but I will be kind and tell you. I happen to be a Blood Talon fan. NO. I am NOT a fangirl... Not completely... Um... hehehe... heh... hehehehehehe... *gets all pale and sweaty* Uh I have to go talk to my mom for a minute... Be right back.. *Turns to drool on the 12" figure of Hwoarang*
Q: PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!.........................
A: O_O What the hell are you on? Me? Have mercy? That's a laugh! Now get back into that dungeon and scrub the floor, before I go all doctor B on your behind! *brandishis Needles*
Q: Why is Heihachi always such an Asshole?
A: I love this question! Anyway, he's that way probably because he's had a hard life... I think. His father died. His girl died! His son made a deal with a devil and now is a devil, causing his grandson to be the host of half a devil... He's got a space theif that won't get off his back, The country Japan disowned him, His original bear Kuma died. and there are countless people trying to kill him, even though most have damn good reasons... The only people who are loyal to him, he's either paying or he kidnapped and they have no choice! that's bound to get an old mans knickers in a bunch!
Q: Why is Heihachi always throwing people off things?
A: Maybe because he has a lot of bent up anger building up inside on account of everything mentioned in the question below...
Q: BOING
A: lol! What are we starting a trend here? Just putting one word in the questioner. I swear... There is a conspiracy going down here! I'll be in my room with aluminum foil on my head...
Q: Can you please estimate how many times it will take Kazuya to kill Heihachi? I mean, Heihachi is gonna die naturally if Kazuya doesn't hurry his *&%# ass up!
A: An estimation huh? Well I guess now that Kazuya is really evil on account of he decided to accept and embellish the evil in him so I suppose once Heihachi dies, Kazuya will take his place as the evil dude. But I personally think Kazuya should get Craig Marduk to kill Heihachi. That man seems to be the only successful murderer in the game lol. Maybe only two more attempts on Kazuya's behalf would do it.
Q: I was the one who asked, "Which Character do you play as?" and I think you just gave away that you love Hwoarang. THEN YOU'RE A GIRL! HA! Or are you gay?
A: LMAO! AHAHAHA! Yeah ok. I admit it. I love Hwoarang. And I admit to being a girl too... Happy now? You blew my cover! *runs off crying*
Q: Is Anna Williams a Lesbian?
A: Well, No. I don't think she is. I have no evidence on the matter, but there's no evidence proving she is anyway. SO I'll just say no.
Q: Does King II have a better sense in fashion? I mean JEEEEZZ his costumes get uglier and uglier!
A: I don't know about that. I happen to think his western style outfit kinda looked good on him, but I guess that's just me. And his wrestling outfits, well, what can you expect? Have you ever watched wrestling on TV? lol nuff said.
Q: If Heihachi killed Hwoarang, (If you and Hwoarang were married) What would you do?
A: Well... If I were married to Hwoarang, and he got killed, I'd really be pissed. Of course I'm somewhat of a wimp so I'd take my anger out on Heihachi through the game... Me married? That's kind of a farfetched idea, tho.
Q: Guess who?
A: Uh... Richard Simmons?
Q: Why Did you start this site in the first place? And Don't be sarcastic about it!
A: Well... I really can't remember. It's been over a year now... I think this site really started being about this stupid highschool show and then I wised up to how crappy it was and turned it into a Tekken Site, lol. Why a Tekken site? Well maybe because I love Hwoarang... No actually I was just really bored and Tekken was my fav thang at the time and... It still is!!... really.
Q: What's the first thing you'd do/say/think if you saw Heihachi in your house for no aparant reason?
A: Well first I'd wonder how the hell I got a house, and then I'd sick my cats on the jerk but they wouldn't listen so I'd just settle with getting him to date my mom so he can abuse my brother! MWAHAHAHA
Q: How do I send A question to you?
A: Um... I could be wrong but I think you just did
Q: What do you suggest I do if My friend says, "Tekken sucks!"?
A: I suggest you give him/her a warning by kicking him/her in the shin. If they continue simply glare at them for 5 minutes straight, and if they continue after that, tie them up and throw them in the closest swamp. **Take me seriously and I'll hunt you down**
Q: Why do you find Yaoi so interesting? I know there are many people who like it (including myself), so what's your reason?
A: Wow. I never really expected a Q that would make me have to dig into my brain! Anyway... It's hard to say. I guess a little while ago, I got bored of the typical pairings. I went on a little search through the net for something more exciting to write/read about in the tekken world, but I couldn't find anything. I almost gave up but then I discovered Yaoi! Yaoi fascinates me. Sexuality fascinates me. Period. Yaoi isn't the norm. It's basically taboo where I was raised so it fascinates me even more then it probably normally would.... Ok this was a long answer. I hope I answered your question! lol.
Q: Do you like cheese?
A: Well, what's with all these none tekken related questiions? I only like fresh cheese, and I don't like Cheesy people... But I love Cheesy fan fictions!!!!!!! *Hint* *Hint*
Q: You suck.
A: Um... Well I don't entirely know why this was submitted to the questioner, but I'll give it a go anyway. I'm pretty sure my brother submitted this because first of all, I've gotten flames before but this classic saying of "You suck" Is way overused and completely lame. Second of all, Only my brother would be dumb enough to put "You suck" into the box where it asks for a question. He probably thought it would be clever or even funny. May I make a request? If you're going to flame me, the least you can do is do it well.
Q: How did Nina loose her memories?
A: This is probably the easiest question I've had to answer in a long time! THANK YOU! Ok!... Nina became a guinea pig and was put into Cryo sleep, remember? Sometimes things like Cryo sleep can have some serious effects on people, depending on the person. Nina's complication was memory loss. Anna didn't get the memory loss because, well, let's just point out that if wool gave you hives it doesn't necessarily mean it would give your brother hives, now would it?
Q: Will there be a King the 3rd?
A: Well this is another hard one. I wouldn't think so, because king the second decided on being called King in order to honor his trainer. Or something like that, lol. I'm sure King the 2nd has many fans, but he's not training anyone that I know of, but perhaps one of his beloved orphans will decide to train under his rule and also adopt the name King.
Q: Are Jun and Lei, Julia's parents?
A: Julia was abandoned and found by Michelle Chang. If Jun were to have given birth to Julia, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't ditch her. Jun isn't like that, and neither is Lei Wulong. So my answer is: NO!
Q: Will Jun Kazama or Anna Williams ever come back?
A: Now for me to know this, would mean that I'm either psychic, or have connections in namco, but I'll try and reason the answer out. Jun normally would have as much of a chance at coming back as Baek, but Jun isn't any ordinary girl. Perhaps she'll come back as Unknown, perhaps she won't. Anna has more of a chance, because she didn't die. All Anna needs in order to come back, is a reason to come back to the tournament. Maybe Lee will host the next tournament, and Anna will go just to win him over again.
Q: Are Hwoarang and Ling a couple?
A: No. They barely even know each other exist in the game. The only thing that connects them is their fascination with Jin Kazama. Otherwise, I don't think namco has a future for those two in mind. I could be wrong.
Q: There are no ending videos for Tekken 4. All I see when I have become the King of iron fists is Heihachi, and I have beat it with every single Char, whhhhhhhyyyyyy?
A: Ok. Have you been trying to get the videos from Arcade Mode? Tekken 4 is Different from the other Tekkens in this way. In order to Watch the videos you must defeat Story mode with your desired character. It also may Take a second for the epilogue to begin.
Q: Is Nina and Paul and Item?
A: Not that I heard of. The only reference to those two hooking up that I have ever heard, have been in fan fictions.
Q: Are Hwoarang and Christie a couple?
A: During the forth tournament, it seems to me that Hwoarang was really bent up on finding and beating Jin to a pulp, while Christie was buissy seeking out Eddy. I don't think those two had the time to even speak to each other. Sorry Buddy.
Q: Why is Nina 24 and Steve Fox 21?
A: Short easy answer. Nina williams was in cryo sleep for 15 years.
Q: What is Cryosleep?
A: This is a very difficult one to explain. Cryosleep, (A.K.A: Cold Sleep.) is where... You're body is frozen to a point where you're not quite dead and you're preserved for when they pull you out... like a pound of ground beef.
Q: What if I can get 200 points in Tekken bowl?
A: If you can get 200 points. which I have gotten and more. that just means you got fairly good aim and you get a good place on the record. That's all. It's nothing to brag about.