Chasing Gavin
Dear Rein
Dear Rein, Melanie, Jessica�uhh�everyone..?
Pardon my insane-ness my dearies...uhh guys? (darn, here it goes...)
I just logged off from thy wonderful world of the internet. As I was traveling and roving about like a deprived, nomadic creature from treasure island, I came across the conspicuous and patent thingamabob that pc-freaks baptize as location bar (quite an uncanny name that is). Beholding thy peculiar "bar whatever" with my squinted, little eyes, I cheerfully trifled to thy "keyboard", bobbing my head up and down like a cork upon a lake. I typed through a few buttons...and whaddya know...I looked upon this page that has been identified as "Anipike". Thinking that it was some sort of a chinese food gourmet recipe, I quickly bawled "Booooon Apeeeetiiiite!" with all my might, screaming like a lunatic in front of the monitor. Soon, I wasn't even expecting it to be followed by my shrill cries of "Oooooiiiisssshhhhiiii!!!" and "Delicatessen whoohoo!". Believing that I was starting to mutate into a terrible (yet odd), little diskette, my pillow rushed into the scene and smothered me with all thy might...I tried to hurl it into air...but, but, bhuuuuttttt...I was running out of thy precious breath! Oh the horror of finally feeling the terrors of dying at that moment! Oh the repulsion and dreadfulness! It simply was undeniably daunting and bloodcurdling! But without thought, this low, striking voice followed by this cockroach-like accent filled the air like flying bread toasters......then out of the blue, Boku no Shinigami landed behind me and waved frantically at me! Landing upon its shoulder was this tiny, little yellow creature screeching "PIKA! PIKA!" boy, was it cute..! So I settled on mimicing it, screeching "PIKA! PIKA!" as well! Shinigami stooped down and joined the duet, saying "PEEEEEKKKKAAAA! PEEEEEEEKKKAAA!" himself with his low voice. The hatch opened...out came large clouds of pink smoke, settling aside after sole instances of ooooooohhhhhs and aaaaaaaahhhs from the audience. Slowly, its identity was revealed...wearing a pair of blue sneakers, along with a pair of white trousers, clothed with a red vest...holding this large adamantine blade taller than himself...there stood Kaoru...wearing a sheepish grin upon his face! "I am not alone!" he bellowed to us below "with me is my uhhh...rival!" Then neon yellow smoke puffed! out of this small hole...as a taller figure stepped out, screeching, "Doshkiteee, Asuka! Dossssssssshhhhh!" the guy cried then fainted like Plorante.
Then I turned back to my typing, turning my head to and fro like a pendulum. Footfalls fell on the ground, forcing me to look behind me and holler "Hwhaaatt???" Heero wiped his saliva out of his nose and mumbled, "I will kill you." I annoyed him with my best Soujiro smile and retorted "Ows talaga?" laughing my head off like a horse. I screamed when he pulled the trigger, then Aladdin came out with his magic lamp.."I can't find genie!" I rummaged into my pocket and gave him a cone of pistacio-flavored icecream. "Bon Apetite!"
Bye...follow me to china, ok?
Mia the diskette
