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| dudes and dudettes, major league butt kicking is back in town |
| leonardo is the unofficial leader of the TMNT when splinter isn't around. LEO kicks major bad guy arse with his DAISHO, a samuri paired weapon of KANTANA and WAKAZASHI. whoa thats way cool....his primary objective in life is to CUT SHREDDER DOWN TO SIZE! |
| raphael is the smart ass of the group. he thinks he knows everything and he's pretty snappy...kinda reminds me of somebody i know and her name starts with an M and ends with an E and inbetween the M and E theres a ICHOL. ha ha...getting back on topic. raph is geared up with master weaponry like TURTLE FIST DAGGERS and a SAI. with these kick ass weapons and his CAT-LIKE reflexes raph F@CKS UP all the evil doers. |
| donatello is the brains of this operation. don is stuck with the crappy weapon, a bow, otherwise known as a stick. he can kick some butt with his little stick but don creates RADICAL inventions that help him kick even more bad guy arse. he invented the totally radical TURTLEVISION which he likes to watch every evening after a long hard day of ass whoppin'. |
| last but not least there is my main turtle-man MICHAELANGELO. he's my turtle. MIKEY'S awesome and he loves pizza just like ME! we are like friggin' twins..although mikey is a party animal and is always stuffin his face with yummy pizza, he can spin a damn good nunchuk or two. did you know that it takes eight pounds of pressure per square inch to break bone and NUNCHUKUS generate ninety?!?!? hell yes that's as cool as staple guns. COWABUNGA |
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| michole is so like raph look hes not even drinking beer. |
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| who didn't watch TMNT? if you didnt then you are a loser FREAK. the cartoon, the movies, the action figures... THE VIDEO GAMES! they are all awesome! |
| if you are a hardcore TMNT fan than you should already know that the new TMNT is now being aired on cartoon network |