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| Rocko's Modern Life |
| This here is Rocko and his dog Spunky. How cute is this picture? Rocko and Spunky are so little. Anyways, Rocko is a wallaby and has this crazy sexy Australian accent. Spunky is a dog, like I just said you idiot, and he eats garbage like no one's mom. |
| Heffer Rocks. Mostly because he's really a steer but his name is Heffer. If you don't find that hilarious, then you have no humor. This color is also rather hilarious, mostly because it it ugly. Heffer also rocks even more because he was raised by wolves. How cool. |
| Filbert was so annoying. Really. He use to do that whole spiel of, "Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands." And he never wanted to do anything cool. Kinda like someone named Le* (the last letter is the first letter of the alphabet. HINT HINT). Hardyharhar. |
| Mr. Bighead was a total j-hole. He sucked. For some odd reason he hated Rocko, probably because Mrs. Bighead had a thing for his Australian wang. Ha, that is so funny! |
| Mrs. Bighead liked Rocko. You can read my hypothesis in Mr. Bighead's thingy. She was cool. Although she looks rather scary here. Whatever, whatever, I do what I want. |
| OK, if you want my honest opinion, I don't remember any specifics on the Fatheads. I do remember them being in shows and even scences of them in a kitchen, but no specific plot they were in. Mrs. Fathead kind of reminds me Marge Simpson. Either way, they look like giant piles of snot, or crap. |
| Ahh, Mrs. Hippo. I actually don't remember if that was her real name or not, but whatever, for this purpose that is her name. I remember this one episode where Filbert and Heffer get Rocko to play "Ding, Dong, Ditch" and Rocko's rings her bell and she catches them or something. I love Rocko. |
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| This is Dr. Paula Hutchinson. She is the doctor of everything. Got a broken ankle? Call her. Got herpes? Call her. Lost your hand and need a good hook company? Call her. I don't remember why she had a claw hand. She was always happy. Plus her and Filbert hooked up and had some kids. I'll look for a picture of them for you kids out there. |
| Really Really Big Man was like Superman except he was a bug or something and was Really Really Big. I don't remember exactly what he did, just that he saved stuff, and he has hot star nipples. |
| Virginia Wolf is on the left and George Wolf is on the right in case you are blind and couldn't tell. Then again, if you were blind you couldn't really read this. Anyway, this is Heffer's parents because as I had said, he was raised by wolves. Jeez, Lea, Virginia's butt if like 90843980423890 times bigger than yours. That is amazing. |
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| To be honest, I have a very vague memory of this guy. I believe he worked at Conglomo, the company that owned O-Town. But it's just funny because his name is Mr. Smitty. |
| Well kids, this is my closing paragraph crap thing. I hope you enjoyed this. I wish some idiot hadn't decided to cancel this show. It was great. It made no sense like all good shows should. I couldn't find scenes from my favorite episode. The one where the go camping, but it's like a campground inside this BioDome and Heffer brings a fridge. That one is a classic. |