| Yes, I'm quite aware that the 90's weren't all that long ago but considering I'm only 16 (and Lea is 17) this seems like a long time ago. Now, these are toys I had as a kid. And now I realize what a bunch of crap it was. |
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| Picture this: You're in class, learning some useless crap, and something in your pocket beeps. Frantically you scramble to grab the beeping noise. You know something is wrong with you Angel. WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG!?? DON'T DIE!! PLEASE!! And come to find out, it just pooped. Then your retarded teacher walks over and yanks in from you. By the time you get it back at the end of the day, it's dead. Now you must start over. You loved it so much. It prevented you from doing things because you didn't want it to die again. Personally, I think it was a clever way of promoting abstinence. |
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| I also had Pound Puppies. Lots of them, and some Pound Kitties, but no one wants cats. I also had a "mother" dog that had little babies inside the pocket in the stomach that velcroed together. Now that I think about it, everyday after school I was helping a dog give birth and then shoving the puppies back in again. That is disgusting. That's something Lea would like cuz she's disgusting. HAHAHAH But really, the promoters or advertisers of this are slimy. They knew people would buy them to save them from being put to sleep because they would be the "pound" for so long. |
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| Who didn't have pogs? I don't even know anyone who actually played the Pog game, we just collected them. I remember how much cooler the kid with the all plastic ones were and not just cardboard. Those lucky dorkheads. I never had Simpson's Pogs but that would've rocked because the Simpson's rock. This green is a baby crap green. Or the green color of the trolls boogers in the Harry Potter movie, the first one. Not the second one. The first one. |
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| Yak Baks were so dumb. You recorded like .0983 seconds worth of a message that usually had the words "weiner" or "boob" or something because those were funny. Then you played it back OVER and OVER much to the amusement of your friends. "Poop" and "pee" were also popular phrases. Oh and you could play them back in funny voices. Like a alien saying "boob", ha, that is kinda funny. |
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| Trolls will always be way super AWESOME-LICIOUS! I still have a few little ones and a couple of big ones. For some reason they are all missing clothes. Which is making me seem really perverted, but I didn't take of there clothes. They just got lost, or thrown away, or burned, or flushed or something. TROLLS backwards is SLLORT! That's like if a Scottish person with a crazy accent was trying to say SLUT and he said SLLORT! That is way funny. |
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| There are lots of other toys and I even played this game where I was a runaway kid, but I'll write that some other time. I know these aren't toys either but I typed Mr. Jobean under Google Images and this came up. Let's ponder this now. |