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Michole's. . . CHIQUITITO'S List of Incredibly SEXILICIOUS MEN |
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Anyone who doesn't think Elijah Wood is the sexiest guy in the whole world is retarded. . .and should just pop their eyes out because their eyes are retarded too. Man, he is so hot. And he's pretty nerdy. I love nerds. I love Elijah Wood. I will marry him! MARK MY WORDS CHILDREN, I WILL MARRY HIM!!! |
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I know how like two seconds ago I said I love nerdy guys and now here is a picture of Jay, probably the most vulgar guy ever, and I find him so freaking HOT! He has a bad mouth which is hot, and the long hair, and yeah he's hot. Super hot, super awesome-licious hot. |
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Here is Cary Elwes, from The Princess Bride (one of my favorite books and movies of all times!!!) He is one sexy farm boy. He can say 'As you wish.' to me anytime. |
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Here is a little known hot guy, Joseph Fiennes. He's sexy in Men in Tights, but WAY HOTTER in Shakespeare in Love, which I just watched for the 239874 time and still cried. I have a thing for writers, even if he's really an actor, but he played a writer and that is good enough for me. Look at him suck that feather pen thingy. . . . . . . . . . ohhh yeahhh. |
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Sigh. . .Ryan Gosling. . . is super hot. He's hot in Murder by Numbers but he's way hotter in Remember the Titans because he did that nerdy dance to that crap country song. Yes, he got me right then. That sexy dance. TAKE IT OFF! |
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I know this is a little weird, but Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid is the hottest animated character ever. Once the ship wrecks and he's on shore in his ripped Incredible Hulk-esque pants and white, torn shirt, yeah, he is totally super hot. Super super hot. Muy muy hot. I forgot how to say that in spanish, whatever, that class is total crap anyways. |
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Tobey Maguire as the Spider Man because he wears glasses and is a journalist and that is way hot. Yes, the smell of plastic and white-out is the biggest turn on this side of Milwaulkee. |
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I don't think David Schwimmer would be on this list if he wasn't so hot as Ross. THE BIGGEST NERD EVER! Every time he does a little paleontology (spelling???) talk, I get all mushy inside. Not really, but he is way hot because he's such a pocket protector. He's my pocket protector. |
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Matt Damon. . .Matt Damon. . .Matt Damon. . .Matt Damon. Ben Affleck is hot too, but Matt the smarter NERDIER one of the two. I especially love him in Dogma and Good Will Hunting. He's just cute and hot and smart all rolled in the same taco. |
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This last one was brought up by me and Lea on the PHONE today. Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future is way ner-DAY and way hot. This picture just shows how hot he is. If only I were that guitar. . . or his underwear. |
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