| Disney Princesses |
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| OK, I love Disney Princesses. I hate pink, I really do. The only reason it's on here is because it goes so well with Disney Princesses. And if you really love something, you have to make compromises and sacrifices. I LOVE YOU PRINCESSES! Plus Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid is pretty freakin hot. |
| Sleeping Beauty is my ULTIMATE FAVORITE! Ever, ever, in the whole wide world. The movie is awesome and the guy is majorly hot. Plus it's love at first sight. Who doesn't love that? All those crack whores who like Snow White that's who. But anyone can see the Snow White was totally the ugly princess. I know this picture doesn't do Sleeping Beauty justice but when I found it, it looked really pretty and making it bigger gets it all pizalized and crap. OK, SB ROCKS! |
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| My second favorite Princess only because she reads a lot, and so do I. We are like Princess soul mates, except yeah, the beast doesn't do it for me. Even after he turns back to a Prince. I don't know. I'm more of the Prince Phillip or Prince Eric kind of girl. Maybe Lea likes the hairier ones. I don't know. This purple color is rather pretty though. But yeah, the whole ENCHANTED castle was cool. If I was Belle I would be pretty mad because all the things turned back to humans. They were much more "magical" as objects that talked that way if the pot talked back you could just smash and say, "THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PISS ME OFF! YOU'LL BE GONE PENISHEADS! YEAH BROKEN! MUAHAHAHA!" |
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| Poor Cinderella got stuck with the second ugliest Prince, the ugly Princess got the FIRST ugliest Prince in case you were losing sleep over who had the ugliest. Hey, I rather like this color too. I thought it was cool how she slave drived those mice to do her dirty work. It was like genius subliminal messaging. She saved that one mouse, Gus, from the trap and all the while whispered, "DO WHAT I SAY OR DIE!" in a really high pitched voice that only mice can hear, like those dog whistles. She was pure genius. |
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| Jasmine is the skanky princess for the simple fact that she is always wearing that turquoise bikini top the entire movie. Except when Jafar has her, the she majorly changes into a RED and GOLD skank outfit. I like her but not as much as Sleeping Beauty, or Belle, or Cinderella, but more than Snow White. I like lots of stuff more than Snow White. |
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| Now that I think about it, Ariel might possibly be the skankiest of them all. HARDYHARHAR, like the 'fairest of them all' but skankiest, GET IT??? Man, that's great, even if it was from Snow White. She does show up naked and wraps herself in a sail or something. This movie ROCKS! It has great songs and the hot Prince. Skanky mermaids, basically everyone is happy. Everyone. Especially my butt. That makes no sense but it's kind of funny. If your me, or Lea, Lea might think it's funny. |
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| There's no more room left. Snow White is the ugly one, she is still pretty, just not as pretty. Poor her. She's not even good enough to get enough space. Anyways I'm the fairest of them all, not her. |
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