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Planeteers: EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! HEART!
Crazy Rap Master Captain Planet: Captain Planet, he's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! He's our powers magnified! And he's fighting on the planet's side! Captain Planet, he's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! Gonna help him put asunder, bad guys who like to LOOT and PLUNDER!
Psycho Monster Bad Guy: Your gonna pay for this Captain Planet!
Planeteers: We're the Planeteers, you can be one too, because saving our planet is the thing to do! Looting and polluting is not the way! Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
Crazy Rap Master Captain Planet: THE POWER IS YOURS!
Yes, kids, pick up your crap and throw it away!! Or recycle. |
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Who didn't watch Captain Planet? You wanna know, all those crack heads and ska and emo kids that's WHO!?! MUAHAHA! No, but seriously, if you didn't watch Captain Planet you are a complete retard. |
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This is Kwame. You have to commend this show because even though he's the "token black guy", at least he's the leader. He's from Africa, which I thought was kinda funny for some sadistic reason. Anyways, he can cause small earthquakes, make trenches, and command the earth to BRING FORTH HILLS! |
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Wheeler, well his power is fire if you couldn't tell. C'mon his hair is red LIKE FIRE! He's just your regular white guy with crappy powers like lighting small fires and melting crap. That seems like it would destroy the earth more than it would protect it. . . |
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Again, Captain Planet breaks through the stereotypes, sort of. Linka is the smart one of the group and a BLONDE!!! Even though she has that Russian accent guys seem to like for some odd reason. So, yeah, she can make strong winds or small whirlwinds. I think her and Wheeler wanted to get it on, but latex doesn't disintigrate. |
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FIRE CROTCH!!!!!!!!!<3 lea |
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Please give Captain Planet a round of applause, MINORITIES EVERYWHERE! This is real peace. Well, this is Gi, the power of water, who knows marine biology and can surf. Double whammy. She can summon water to put out fire, lift something out of the water, or create high fountains. Of course that's basically useless unless she's near the Nile or on the west/east coast. |
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Here is Ma-Ti, the youngest and gayest member of the Planeteers. I think he had a thing for Wheeler because I remember him "communicating" telepathically with him more than anyone else. . . which was his power that was his power. And he was raised by a shaman or witch doctor. He can sense the feelings of animals. Otherwise known as, Wheeler's "inner sex magnet" animal. |
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Captain Planet is the all mighty ruler of earth. But I just realized he had a mullet, that is so FUNNY! Business in the front, party in the back. Wow, he's probably gayer than Ma-Ta. Well, he is all 5 powers magnified and can become any of the elements at any time. But if he touches toxic waste, including animal crap, or pollution he gets weak and must go back to earth to recharge. The Planeteers can summon him only if his incredibly small package is on planet earth. |
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C?APTAIN PLANET!!! |
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