WESOMELICIOUS
WARDS
for APRIL 2004
Welcome to the first annual AWESOMELICIOUS AWARDS for APRIL 2004. I will now honor, or dishonor, different pieces of crap that happened this month. Some are well known and other are just things me and Lea probably made up or something. Well, I was trying to use Photoshop and make a freakin awesome logo for my AWESOMELICIOUS AWARDS but I have no clue how to use it anyways so I'll just have my dad help me. Anyways enjoy my brilliance. Thank you and please come again.
AWESOMELICIOUS AWARD FOR BIGGEST RETARD:
This goes wholeheartedly to ?Fathead Bush and his mom and his dad and his daughters and his wife and the Bush's Bean People. No escapes my wrath! I can't stand him, at all. The guy chokes on pretzel and eats crayons for crying out loud! Plus he makes up words, not even cool words like AWESOMELICIOUS for instance. Oh and his foreign policy is just a load of crap Rumsfeld told him to do. Stupid jerk wad.
AWESOMELICIOUS AWARD FOR SCARIEST SHOW SINCE TELETUBBIES:
Really, it's incredibly frightening. Especially when they are in their little pod holey things in the beginning and they open their eyes really fast. It's the last thing you expect and you start having a seizure. It's that scary. It puts those seizure inducing Japanese cartoons to shame. The purple one is still the gay one, poor guy. Plus they run around making farting sounds. And this is for kids.
AWESOMELICIOUS AWARD FOR MOSTEST COOLEST NEW SEASON OF THE MOSTEST COOLEST SHOW:
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, aka MXC, is great. The picture has the two host, Kenny Blankensip on the left and Vic Romano on the right. I'm so excited the new season started, this show is funny. Japanese people almost dying with the commentary of the hosts is so funny. I love it. DON'T GET ELIMINATED! (especially on the Rotating Surfboard of Death.)
AWESOMELICIOUS AWARD FOR SUPER PSYCHO FUNNY MOVIE:
Female Trouble. It's so funny. If Lea's mom hadn't came to tell us to watch it and we didn't see some nasty humping we would never have none about this uber awesome movie. Even if we didn't see the whole thing it was still great. I'm gonna tell you my favorite part: The fat blonde lady in this way unflattering tight angel costume thing and the oatmeal faced fat "lady" puts her in the bird cage. Then Oatmeal Face cuts Fat Angels hand off and blood is going everywhere. Oatmeal Faces daughter then gets her a hook that looks like it was made out of tinfoil, then she runs off to join the Har Krishnah or whatever however you spell it.
AWESOMELICIOUS AWARD FOR BEST THING LEA HAD DONE THE WHOLE MONTH OF APRIL:
Lea started reading Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone and I'm so happy! I've been wanting her to read it forever and she is the best friend in the whole world. Now she will become a HP nerd like the rest of us! MUAHAHAHA! I can't wait till she gets to the third book and we all go see the movie together. Me and Ariane are the HP MASTERS! We know who dies. . . . . . . . . .IT'S HAGRID! lol jk, it reminds me of Cortney.
AWESOMELICIOUS AWARD FOR BEST CARTOON EPISODE:
I tried looking for pics from the Spongebob Goes Prehistoric episode because that was the best episode this month, but alas children, I could not locate such a beauty. HARDYHARHAR No, but seriously, I thought it was great. It was so funny especially when they were sticking all the crap in the fire. Yeah and this pic reminds me of me and Lea because we would do something like that. I'm the spongebob and lea's the patrick (aka LEAS THE RHODA!! AND I'M THE MARY!!)
AWESOMELICIOUS AWARD FOR COOLEST PEOPLE EVER:
Chiquitito and Juanito. I'm mean, what kind of retards are you if you didn't think MICHOLE and LEA wouldn't get this coveted award. As a matter of fact, I think this is the start of a tradition. Me and Lea will win this award every month. OK, glad that's settled. Oh and anyone out there going crazy because I say me and Lea and not Lea and I. . . UP YOURS WITH A BIG PIECE OF SPLINTERED WOOD! MUAHAHAHA!
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