BEHIND THE SCENES. . .
And Into The Negative
Step up, little pessimist...step into the realm of the negative and take a gander.  I'd guarantee you an interesting read, but you'll probably be disappointed.  People usually are.  Not that it matters.  Everything sucks anyway.
Your urgent, absolutely imperative
Critical Profiles
ALTER EGOS: Rosebud/Petal, Goober

E-MAIL: [email protected]

DOB: June 26, 1981.

OCCUPATION: Slacker.  And the shoe store at the mall.

FOODS: Am I supposed to narrow it down to one favorite?  I love food!  Feed me!

BANDS: U2, DMB, Jump Little Children, Radiohead.....Oh, who am I kidding?!  I love it all except for Rap and twangy Country.

IDEALISMS: To make people stop and smell the roses.

IDENTIFYING TRAIT: Being short, spunky, and spastic.

IDENTIFYING VERSE: 1 Corinthians 10:13.

IDENTIFYING FLYING OBJECTS: Angels.  If they counted as objects.....

REASON FOR BEING A NEGATIVE: I don't feel like being positiv
SARAH NEGATIVE
ALTER EGOS: Scary Spice, Chiquita, "Evil Karla",
TEDDY (there, Ray), Korro,  Elizabeth Berkley...and Sheera, Princess of Power.

E-MAIL: [email protected]

DOB: November 24, 1981.

OCCUPATION: Slacker, Starbucks, freelance photography

FOODS: Chocolate, Cheese, and Chiquita.  And apparently alliteration, also. =)

BANDS: Radiohead.  The Cure.  U2.  And occasionally The Mr T Experience.  But I have to be in the mood.

IDEALISMS: To put an end to Dole Bananas, LFO, and world hunger.  In that order.

IDENTIFYING TRAIT: Grandiloquence.

IDENTIFYING VERSE: John 3:8.

IDENTIFYING FLYING OBJECTS: ...Huh?

REASON FOR BEING A NEGATIVE: Well I already tried being a tree, but that didn't work out too well, so.
KARLA NEGATIVE
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