Original MIDI Composition
Compliments of the House of Usher
A little less-than, in my opinion. But if you like cheezy humor, he's your man.
The most extensive midi compilation online.
Run by Conrad (former Ghotti Hook), decapolis is an excellent source for your entertainment (music/movies) and spiritual needs (Christian forums for discussion). Check it.
A semi-exhaustive collection of reviews and ratings, in alphabetical order. There's no view to speak of and the color scheme is...well...nonexistent, but the guy knows how to dis a film.
A not-so-punk rock band from my hometown of Lynchburg, Virginia. For those of you who don't know, they're "freaking awesome." Sign their guestbook, read their lyrics, and buy a t-shirt or two. =)
From their newest album, "...Throws Like a Girl":
I Can't Stand Another Minute Here.
To date, this is the most well-written and genuinely funny collection of reviews I've stumbled across. His rating scale is almost perfect. Though not as cool as mine, of course. Nothing fancy visual-wise, but who needs pictures when you've got an imagination? You know what I mean?
...
Didn't any of you ever watch "The Muppet Babies"?! Sheesh!
The only place for Cure information.
Secondary Cure source.
You HAVE to see this page. Not really because MxPx is all that great, but because the graphics and layout are some of the coolest I've ever seen on a band site.
A hilariously audacious, in-your-face cinema griller (How's THAT for a typical critique, eh?). Mark Ramsey's highly-opinionated, impractical reviews earn complete NEGATIVES approval (due mostly to thier flagrant disregard for substantial criteria in lieu of the author's superior opinions). The validity of this comic-critic's views is further reinforced by his citing of both Tim Burton and Conan O'Brien on a list of personal favorites ( Egad! ), an act which also, incidentally, wins him my proffered hand in marriage.
Check it out. Ramsey shows himself a man of good critical standing, with impeccable taste and a biting wit.
The Random House website of the funniest men on earth, Dave Barry. No, he really is funny. I mean it. You have to check it out!! NOW! I SAY, THE MAN'S FUNNY!!
This is the stinking FUNNIEST SITE I've seen in a long time. Don't click on this link unless you're prepared for some serious humor.
.... Isn't that an oxymoron?.
Any guy that can rhyme his name with his site is cool in my book.
The Jay makes me laugh. Hard. His style is so simple and uncomplicated as to make him stand out from more garrulous critics (::ahem::...you got it), and for one so fundamental, he steers pretty clear from blatantly gross remarks. That's excepting, of course, his occasional segues into libido-land. But this is a guy's review site; I'm still waiting for one with that extra bit of good taste.
Surprisingly amusing quips highlighting the idiosyncratic tendencies of...people you don't know. Posted in the domain of Paradox.
My school of choice. Film&Video. I know, I know...I'm idealistic.
Finally, a compilation of "all the small things" that doesn't sell out. This comprehensive movie site focuses on the trivial details and seemingly unimportant editing mistakes of modern films, from Titanic to Scream 3. Very interesting, and worth a visit.
Sara's school of choice. Major changed weekly.
A thoroughly-researched page dedicated the thoroughly talented director of the same name.
If you're lucky, they'll put you on the BurtonWorld mailing list and you'll learn more than you ever wanted to know about Marky-Mark's apes.
IMDB.com - The Internet Movie Data Base
