| ...Monty's pedigree continued... |
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| Monty participated in the perversion of lumberjacks everywhere, along with a troop of Canadian mounties. Interesting. |
| John Cleese gets fun-kay (::shudders::) with a parrot. |
| Monty completed his fruit-protection course at the local loony-bin. |
| Monty: Announcer-Hunter Extraordinaire! |
| "I cut down trees, I skip and jump- I like to press wildflowers - I put on women's clothing - And hang around in bars." ~The Lumberjack Song~ |
| "It's DEAD!" |
| "So if he comes at you with a banana ... " |
| ::evil laughter:: |