Leo: A man's walking down the street.
There's a hole, and he falls in.
It has steep sides, and he can't get out.
A doctor walks by. The man says, "Hey, doctor, can you help me out?"
The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down, and walks on.
A priest walks by. The man calls, "Father, I'm in this hole, can you help me?"
The priest writes a prayer, throws it down, and moves on.
Then his friend walks by. The man calls, "Hey, Joe, it's me, can you help me?"
His friend jumps down in the hole with him.
The man says, "What're you, stupid? Now we're both down here!"
His friend says, "Yeah, but I've been here before, and I know the way out.' (Noel)

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