This is Don Cherry from CBC sports Coaches corner. He is one of the may effected by the NHL lockout and I have a message for all of those effected hope is on the way.
This page is here for people to come out and adopt a NHL player for only the cost of your morgate for the next 25 years/ per day.
JOE SAKIC 19 Center Height 5' 11" Weight 195 Shoots Left Born Jul 7, 1969 BURNABY, BC, CAN
He plays for the Avalanche and right now he is sitting in his manion with nothing to do. If you adopt him it will help prevent him from having to by a Chevy Tahoe instead of the Hummer he wants.
NIKOLAI KHABIBULIN 35 Goalie Height 6' 1" Weight 213 Catches Born Jan 13, 1973 SVERDLOVSK, RUS
He plays for the Lighting the team that won the cup this last season. Right now he has his money from his playoff run and all the his may sports promotions, but with no NHL who is going to by his teams jerseys and but his name and number on the back?
PAUL KARIYA 9 Left Wing Height 5' 10" Weight 180 Shoots Left Born Oct 16, 1974 VANCOUVER, BC, CAN
He also plays for the Avalache. Like Joe Sackic he is canadian. He now lives in the U.S. and with out your help he may have to sell his big american house and move back to canada to take advantage of the exchange rate to feel like he is still obserbley rich.
SAKU KOIVU 11 Center Height 5' 10" Weight 181 Shoots Left Born Nov 23, 1974 TURKU, FIN
He plays for the most famed and celebrated team in all of professional canadian sports the Canadiens. He gone back to Finland, where we has born but, with out his big NHL contract how is he going to live the life style he is use to.Even though he playing in the Swedish elite league, he not going to make the 15 million dollars for putting a small rubber object into a net.
If you are like me and feel sorry for those men who are paid huge sums of money for playing a game that most kids play on their streets for free. Join the Adopt a NHL player fund and you too can help them live the way that gotten use to thats to Gary Bettman and the owners of the NHL teams.
* All pictures of players and others used in the creation of this page have no affiliation with the page nor support the ideas experssed. This is a complete joke. (This is a message for those people too dense to figure that out :))