What if animals had mental illnesses?
If people have a mental illness and we see a psychiatrist what about animals?
I mean you are helping them with there debilitaing illness? What if our dog is sick physically, we will take them to the vet, but if they have a mental illness what do you do? Do you do what they did to old yeller? Do you need an a animal shrink? Someone you can go to and talk to and explain what is wrong with your pet. Example would be Fifi your toy Poodle. You would see you doctor and say "Well it seems that everytime we take her for a walk she tires to mate with other dogs." The doctor may look at you and say," Well madame or Sir your problem your dog is gay or as we like to say genderly misequipted."
But, there are many others problems like:
Deer: Cars and other motorised machines have been around how many years? 100 or more now? and they have yet to learn that if you run infront of one you become a hood orament.
In my mind this is a classic sign of a learning disablity. I mean evolution may take a long time but, my god.
Ducks and Geese: Severe emotional and anger managment problems. I mean you ever net one that has not tried to chase you? Well if you have food well then you are okay but, watch out when you run out of bread crumbs.
Squirrels: Classic case of ADHD, I mean running from limb to limb. Cannot find where they hid their food. Not to mention how fast they talk.
Dogs: Mans best friend as we call them, but they have there own mental problems. I mean most small dogs, I swear have Turrets syndrom. They will bark at anything thing. Not to mention anxiety and panic attacks. Other dogs suffer from manic depression, depression and emotional disorders.
Cats: In my mind cats have multiple perosnality disorder. I mean one minute you are there best friend, next they do not even know you, then they go to the washroom in your shoe.
This list could go on, but what can we do now?
- Create little mental hospitals on the back of a vets office? Were you can send your pet so they can get some treatment?
- Take all the medications we have for us and make stuff like "Puppy paxil"or "Kitty clonasapam?"
Design a little straight jacket, so you can help your little friends through the tough times?
After that what is next? Once your pet reaches the golden years and you want your house pet to enjoy those years in confort, but old Rover cannot help but, do "No-No" on the floor, what can you do? Simpile doggie Depends. Depending of the size of the animal will help decide what size. I mean if it was you grandma would you rub her nose in it, if she made a mess? NO! Why do that to your pet? All you need is the right size of proctection and some hockey tape.
Then on the same hand Their could be Viagra for pets, give them that spring in there step. Hey if you can turn a old poplar into a mighty spruce again, why not? This would be great if you do not like your neighboors or those people you come to your door.
Finally: When your pet leaves this world please do not give them the "burial at sea." I mean think of their offspring or those they lived with. It is hard enough to lose them, we do not need to add the sounds "plunk" "sploosh", Next stop sewage treatment plant. I mean we are the top of the chain in all aspects. I think it is time to show our friends in the animal kindom the same compassion we show each other, because in the end don't we all just become plant food?
The question I have asked may sound not that complex nor worth the time to sit and think about. But to a man like me it is. I have spent may sleepless night and days thinking about this subject and going over mounds of information and come up with this conclusion. I need to do more investigating into this subject. Here is what I know so far. The green bean is a complex plant that has a system that we have not fully learned yet. They have a system of government that rivals ours yet still has the set up of a monarchy style of goverment. Where one their is a head bean and the rest or the worker beans that make sure that the soil has the right amount of moisture and food so that they can expand the colony. Through my study I have noticed that they are very passive and buddist in the way they interact with there neighbours like ants and worms. When it comes to rival beans like the yellow bean they fight with great zest and try to kill off the rival group that is why it is never a good idae to plant to types of beans close together, the war is fierce and could go on for generations. There hae been a few exceptions to this of inter-plant relations but it is rare and the elder beans do not speak much of it. The sexual preference of the green bean is to see a male bean that has a long green stock with lots of leaves and well rooted in the ground. Females have to have a abondance of flowers and the ability to have many offspring to insure that when we humans come along there is still a few that will live to contiune the family line of beans on. The way that beans make love is still a mystery I was not able to watch due to the fact that beans do not like to have outsiders nor anyone else around during the love making process. They do like looking at porn in the way of stakes that people leave in the ground. But at this time that is all I have I will be adding more as the infomation is avalible.
