QUESTION & ANSWER JOKES

Questions & Answers
 
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one na?)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet. (sorry about this)

Q. What looks like half apple?
A. The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A.  Dinner.

Q. What gets wet with drying?
A.  A towel.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A.  It caused a revolution.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A.  Because it has its own scales.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A.  Liquid

Q. What is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A. Nag did not punch me. (This is an old one!!!)

Q. Now, what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
A. I punched the Nag. (This is a new one, isn't it?)

Q: Chintu's mom has three sons. What is the name of the other two?
A: Chin-1 & Chin-3

Marathi Questions & Answers

Question1: In marathi we use "GUNDI" word for Batan then what is marathi name of chain(zip)?
Ans: GhasarGundi


Question2: what is the name of pal(lizard) born on full moon day(Pournima)?
Ans: Chandrapal
 

Question3: what is the name of child born on no moon day (amavasya)?
Ans: Chandragupta
 

Question4: What is the name of elder brother of pal?
Ans: MAHIPAL


Question5: What is the name of yonger brother of pal?
Ans: SHISHUPAL


Question6: What is advantage of being RAVAN?
Ans: YOu dont need CHORUS while singing LAVNI


Question7: What is disadvantage of being RAVAN?
Ans: You cant ware round neck T-Shirt


Question8: WHat is name of mother of child born on Terace?
Ans: MOTHER TERESA


Question9: what is the name of girl born on may 10Th?
Ans: medha(may dha)
 

Question10: What is the name of person who has three knees(Gudhge)?
Ans: NITIN(knee3)


Question11: Waht is the sirname of person who has six knees?
Ans: Sahani(6KNEE)


Question12: What is the name of person who has nine knees?
Ans: NITIN SAHANI(3+6=9knees)

Little Johnny

TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER: Johnny, why are you doing your math's sums on the floor?
L-JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER: Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johnny, who discovered America?
L-JOHNNY: George!


TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago?
L-JOHNNY: Me!


L-JOHNNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNNY: Your name on this report card.


TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNNY: Don't bite any.


TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johnny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."


Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."


Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home


Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.


Teacher: Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
L-Johnny: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


Teacher: Johnny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his ??
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
L-Johnny: A teacher

Questions & Answer related to Sardars

 Q: Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
 A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: Why do sardars have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: How can you tell when a sardar sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.

Q: Why can't sardars dial 911?
A: They can not find the eleven on the phone


Q: What do smart sardars and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.