| Did you Know? Sheep were the first domesticated livestock- a full two millenia before cows or goats. |
| Did you Know? Some sheep have wool and some sheep have hair...some have both |
| How about a joke? What do u call a sheep without legs? -A cloud |
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| SHEEP...YES SHEEP... |
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| How about a corny joke? What did the cloned sheep say to the other sheep? - I'm an ewe(type of sheep if u didn't know) |
| How about a nursery Rhyme? Mary had a little sheep with the sheep she went to sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram and mary had a little lamb... |
| How about a wierd joke? Sex blunders for sheep 1.Baaing to loudly 2.Smelling of sheep dip 3.Standing in a muddy field 4.Pointing out that old Jed did it better 5.Walking away to chew some grass 6.Eating the mans clothes 7.Listing sexual Blunders |
| How about a sexist joke? Why did god invent sheep? - Because he couldn't teach sheep to type - Sheep can't cook |
| Another Joke? Where does virgin wool come from? - ugly sheep |
| Why do australians fuck sheep anyway? - For the shear pleasure of it |
| A continuous Joke? What do elephants use as tampons? -sheep |
| And why do sheep have tails? -so elephants can pull them out |
| So what exactly is the moral of the story? -don't wear red sweaters |
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