Nightmare in Calnus By: Jesse (Expertise626) Look, I'm trying something new. A mystery case. Give me a break! There is something going on in the Calnus, there has been a reported monster kidnapping the men of the Calnus. In the Calnus. Ronixis: Let's observe the Arctura galaxy for any suspicious aspects in sight. Kurtzman: Sir, we haven't been able to find Claude lately. Ronixis: He's in his room, studying. In Claude's room. (Claude is playing video games) Claude: Hahahhahaha. Die useless civilian! (Ronixis walks in) Ronixis: Claude! What are you doing, boy? Claude: GTA 3! What does it look like? Ronixis: You should be figuring out how to stop this kidnapper. Claude: Yeah, Yeah, I'm on it. (Claude leaves the room and Ronixis goes back to the cockpit) In Bart's room. Bart: I don't know why I wanted to join the earth federation. I should be using my whip skills for hunting. (A man in a cloak walks in the room) Barts: Who are you? Why are you here? Show me your face! ???: I can't tell you. (The man in the cloak snatches him and throws him in a room with many other men) In the room. Bart: Hey, you are the guys who got kidnapped! Soldier 1: I know. Soldier 2: We tried many ways to get out, but this room is shut good. Bart: I guess I'll just sit around then. In the Cockpit. (Claude rushes in the cockpit and screams out loud) Claude: SOMEONE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED! Ronixis: Calm down. Bring me there. Men, equip your weapons, the kidnapper maybe nearby. Claude: I'm going back to my room. (Claude goes back to his room and the soldiers and Ronixis go into Bart's room) Ronixis: There is nothing in here! Soldier: Let's go sir, he might be nearby. (They spot a man with a cloak coming from Claude's room) Ronixis: Hey! Come back here! I'll go after the strange man in the cloak, you guys check the room. (Ronixis chases after the cloak person while the men are checking in Claude's room) Soldier: There is no activity! Nothing. What is the Commander gonna say if he finds out his son has been kidnapped? (Soldier runs after the mystery man and Ronixis catches up with the man) ???: You are persistant, here's something to entertain you! (He throws a Bob-omb at him and it explodes and Ronixis is thrown to the wall by the blast) Ronixis: uhh....... In the room. Bart: You guys look horrible. Soldier 1: That man kidnaps us then does strange things to us. Bart: Oh you mean, EWWW! That's disgusting. Soldier 2: Yes. He violates our personal space. Bart: I think I'm gonna hurl. In the cockpit. Kurtzman: Don't worry too much about it sir. Ronixis: That man kidnapped my son. He is going to pay for that. (A guy walks in with a machinegun) Ronixis: Laguna! Get on the case! Find my son! Laguna: No problem. My limit break Desperado will finish him. (Laguna leaves the cockpit and goes into his room and he sees a man in a cloak) Laguna: Hmm? Who are you? ?????: I am neither friend nor foe. Laguna: Hold on! This is not Metal Gear Solid. We are in the Calnus. ?????: I have come for you. Laguna: AHH!!!!!!!! (Laguna shoots him for a whole minute, discharging 5 magazines.) Laguna: That'll teach you not to mess with Laguna Loire. ?????: Bullet proof vests work wonders. Laguna: AHH!!!!! (Suddenly, behind the cloaked man came a zapping noise and the cloaked man faints) Ronixis: I knew you would need me. That vest was only issued to ensigns. Let's unmask him. (They take off the cloak only to find the person is) Ronixis: Claude! How could you. So you weren't kidnapped, you are the abductor? Claude: And I could have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids. Laguna: You kidnapped the people, for? Claude: I wanted to do some.........things........... Ronixis: EW! That's it. If it is men you want, then I'm reassigning you to the amazon tribe. Claude: But that place is filled with primitive woman! Ronixis: I know. Claude: NOOO!!!!!!!!!! THE END Wasn't much of a mystery, I know. E-mail me at expertise626@yahoo.com
