here is the fanfic cutepiku and i did, it's supposed to be a soap opera La fleur de l'amour Celine: O know Rena what will I tell Fran�ois, I'm carrying Bowmans' child! Rena: O my! You mustn't tell a soul! Celine: I love Fran�ois but I'm in love with Bowman Rena: Fran�ois is your cousin! Celine: So Fran�ois is my cousin, so what? Rena: That's just wrong Celine... Celine: I can't help myself if he's hot! Rena: He's actually pretty ugly... Celine: But the way we make love, it's so wrong it's right! Rena: What about Bowman, what would his wife think? Celine: *goes to the bar table and gets a drink* I don't care! Bowman is my man! Rena: Didn't you say Fran�ois was your man? The way you make love to him Celine: Ya, Im a slut, what you expect Rena: Celine... You have real issues Celine: *takes a sip of her drink* Thats how I like them to be Rena: Oh my... Celine: What would Bowman think? I'm carrying his child Rena: Are you sure it's his child your carrying? Celine: You're right it could be Fran�ois! O dear this Child won't have a father! Rena: Give it to a poor woman, who would even think of us taking care of rotten children Celine: Why don't I just sell it.. Rena: I think maybe, why not hire some maid or something to take care of it Celine: Splendid Idea! Fran�ois: *walks in* I'm ready for our date Celine darling Celine: Right, To Les Anneaux Rena: *whispers to Celine* Why don't you tell him Celine: *shakes head* Let's Go! *her and Fran�ois depart* Rena: O dear *scene fades* *Screen Appears to Bowmans' Chateau* Bowman: Ahhh... Another day, can-t wait to make some love to Celine Wife: What did you say Bowman? Bowman: Nothing dear... Wife: Let's make love *takes off house-coat and is wearing black skimpy outfit* Lights: *lower and make-out music appears* Bowman: I love you dear Wife: *sits on bed* Bowman: You always know how to make me happy Wife: Shut up already! Bowman: Yes dear... *Screen fades* *Screen Appears at Hosptial* Ernest: *in hospital bed having a coma* Opera: O no Ernest my love! Why did you have to get in that limo ascendant! Nurse: he might not make it Opera: It cant be true!! Ernest: *barely breathing* Nurse: We will just have to pray for him Opera: ERNEST!! Ernest: *wakes up* Is this scene over? Director: NO! YOU'RE STILL IN THE COMA! Ernest: oops *goes back to acting* Nurse: If you give us money we can make him all better Opera: But hes just faking it Nurse: *points to script* Opera: Ah... How much? Ernest: *coughs and pretends he didnt* Director: Let's just cut to commercials *screen fades to commercial one* person: Salad is so good! Try our latest Salad From Salad is Yum! It's New Octopus, Fish brains Salad! Salad is Yummyful! *screen fades to the last commercial* Person: Try this new Low fat Poutine, with article everything because poutine is so high in fat! Only at Poutine Palace *screen fades back to La Fleur de l'eau* Opera: *eating the new salad from the commerical* Yumm Nurse: *gags* Director: *points to camera* Opera: *nods* How much to save his life?! Nurse: It would be $5000 Can Opera: That�s nothing! My rich daddy is a lawyer *screen fades and goes to Celines' date* Fran�ois : What's wrong, you haven't eaten your food and you haven't talked much Celine: Oh I was just thinking... Fran�ois: Of what? Celine: *leans over the table* If I had a child would you support me? Fran�ois: Of course, it would be my child wouldnt it? Celine: Yes, and I'm carrying your child Fran�ois: Wow a father at 13 years of age! And its better having it with your cousin Celine: yes� Fran�ois: Lets make love after this date Celine: Sure we can Fran�ois: Now you can have twins Celine: How great... Waiter: What would you like to have? Celine: Finest champagne and the la bifteck Fran�ois: I'll have jus de raison et Le dinde Waiter: Sure *goes to the kitchen* Fran�ois: I can get Rosa My maid to take care of the child, too dumb to take care of it ourselves! Celine: I quite agree, but it would be nice to hire a maid too (Thats when we can come in and screw it over, if we want people can fall in with us) Fran�ois: Hmmm.... Waiter: *comes back and sets food down* Celine: Ya! Food! Fran�ois: remember your feeding my child! *screen disappears and enters on Bowmans Chateau* Bowman: That�s was amazing Wife: I'm carrying your child! *falls asleep* Bowman: How special... Wife: *snores* Bowman: =S *screen fades again* *screen appears at Chisatos' Mansion* Chisato: This little tape will make me get him, I'm sure Fran�ois would be very mad at Celine would cheat on him *laughs* Fran�ois will be mine *puts on tape of Celine cheating on Fran�ois with Bowman* Now he will be mine! *smiles* *screen fades* *screen appears* Le Fleur de l'amour will continue after this long break This is not a long break, this is an ad, about *screen flashes* BUNNY RACES! Come to Fun City, And race Race RACE! *break ends* *screen appears in hospital* Director: ERNEST FOR THE LAST TIME YOUR IN THE COMA! THAT�S IT YOU'RE FIRED! Noel: *fills in for Ernest* Opera: um� Opera: You dont looks like Ernie... Noel: ... Nurse: Uhhh... what was the question? Opera: How much to save No- Ernest... *shrugs* Director: your people are giving me a headache! That�s it your scene will be scratched out! *screen disappears and re-appears in Bowman's Chateau* phone: *rings* Bowman: Hello, who is this Celine: Me hunny Bowman: You... Uhhh... Celine: Wanna come over? Bowman: What will I tell my wife? Celine: That you're going to get her some roses Bowman: alright, I'll be over there love *screen goes to Celines bedroom* Fran�ois: Who did you call honey, come on lets make love! Celine: Uhhh... Fran�ois, maybe later... you need to go now, Bye! Fran�ois: *is pushed out* Celine: Why did I have that sudden urge...? Bowman: *knocks on door* Celine: come in *goes in her bed as she takes off her housecoat* Bowman: *enters as he goes to the bed and they start doing dirty things* *screen appears outside Celines mansion* Chisato: Fran�ois, I have something for you *hands him the tape* Fran�ois: What is this Chisato: Trust me, you will really be happy with me after you see this Fran�ois: But what is it? Chisato: *runs off* Fran�ois: BUT WHAT IS IT?! *screen appears on Fran�ois's Bedroom* Fran�ois: *puts on tape* O MY! HOW COULD SHE! Phone: *rings* Fran�ois: Hello, Chisato? Chisato: Hi would you like to go on a date with me? Fran�ois: I cant right now Chisato: Why not? Fran�ois: *hangs up* Narrator: Next time on la fleur de l'amour Director: Noel you are supposed to be in a coma! *looks at cameraman* STOP TAPING THIS! Celine: How dear you steal my man! Wife: I'm carrying you child and you do this!
