The Star Ocean EX episode that would never be I hope I don't offend anyone...Star Ocean EX is one of my favorite animes so this was made out of boredom.hope ya like it!!! Oh yeah,I do hate Pokemon. Part 1 By chikenbutt Noel : Is the drug addict,likes to use excessive swearing. He smokes and drinks(well no duh!) Rena : Is abusive for no reason,gradually she steals more and more in these stories(yet to come)...oh yeah,and she's gothic. Ashton : Works for chickenbutt(aka her Mafia name Mimi de Fontelle) In these stories he is sent to kill Ash Ketchum of Pokemon. To his Italian friends,Ashton goes by the name of Ashy de Leoni(If you didn't get it by now,he's in the Italian Mafia.) Claude : is the sacrificial freakis. Also a pyro... Dias : Dias by day,Dialene by night. Enough said. Leon : Likes to be called the Leoster...(that's scary...)he likes to take pilles.We all hope its successful that he kills himself...just kidding... Opra : Is the one who likes bombs,guns,hand grenades,pistols,shotguns,knives etc. Don't ever touch her weapons... Oh and Narr. : = the Narrarator! **************************************************** Narr. : Well our fellow Star Ocean EX cast has arrived to Earth for the first time in...well let's just say in a long time. Noel : Finally I'm here, now I can shave! Hey Celine you got any acid? Celine : Hey, who the fuck do you think I am?! Any acid i receive is for me. I ain't no drug lord! Dias : I gotta go work... Ashton : Hey, isn't Pokemon on? Does anybody know where the studio is? Dias : Yeah, it's on the corner of Wertyu and Poiuy. But don't go there girlfriend.(he does that snap snap thing to go along with it) Opra : Hey! I had 477 hand grenades but now i only have 475! Where are they?! Somebody better tell me! Dias : Uh...hey, how did these get into my purse? Claude : You have a purse? Can I burn it? Noel : Hey Claude you got any flammage so I can light up my joint?Charmander, get your buns over here! Charmander : Can't you see I have a hangeover? Oh what the hell...if you wanna touch my buns go ahead. Please rub them in a circular motion. Noel : Hey have you ben' usin' my drugs again? Leon : As I see it , you people are quite strange from a logical standpoint of course. Hey, anyone know where I can locate some aspirin? Noel : Why? Have YOU been using my drugs? Rena : (punches Leon)Damn you... Ashton : Well, it's time for me to go to... that place I have to go to... that isn't on the corner of Wertyu and Poiuy..(He jumps out the window and lands on a pointy rock.) I'll get used to the...yep yep...
