Bowman's Love Story Bowman: *goes to his house & tries to unlock it* damn locks been switched Wife: *opens door* DAMN RIGHT! I caught you cheating on me 500 times! *Brings out a big box of videotapes* these are probably only 1% of the times! *Bursts into tears and throws suitcases at Bowman* I want a divorce! Bowman: damn! *goes to Milk Jugs* Celine *dancing on stage with pole* Show me your money guys! Bowman: OO *shocked & runs to Tim Hortons in terror* MY EYES! *At Tim's* Ernest: Hey Bowman what's wrong? Bowman: My wife and I are separated and soon getting a divorce Noel: Poor children! Why did you do it Bowman, think of your children! Brenty: you probably want her back so why don't you send her red roses! Ernest: and her favourite food! Don't forget the a video tape of saying how beautiful she is Claude: I'll do the voice, she'll recognize your voice Brenty: I can write the script! Bowman: What should I call myself? Ernest: Mystery Man, Where's rEeBi? Leon: working at Milk Jugs Claude: One second *smiles and runs to Milk Jugs* Claude Defender: his doughnut is untouched *eats Claude doughnut* mmm doughnut, I can deliver! *5 min later at wifes house* CD: roses, cheery pie and a video for the woman of the house Wife: I didn�t order them CD: I know Mystery man did Wife: Thank you *closes door and watches video tape* Video: *Shows a pic of Miss Universe* You are way beautiful and slimmer then this! Wife: *blushes* That's sweet, Bowman told me when I was 4 months pregnant to join Jenny Craig Video: Your dad must be the Devil because you are so hot, skinny gurl! If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McHottie *the next day at Tim's* Ernest: She loved her presents Bowman: GREAT! rEeBi: you should hire a maid for her Rena hates cooking and cleaning, Ashton make fun of her and made him clean the toilets for his rude mark, I know a friend who loves children and that stuff! Bowman: What else I need two more things Ernest: They say Diamonds are a girls best friend Noel: Don't forget Mr. Wiggles he makes everyone happy! rEeBi: good plan where to get the money? Brenty: You work at the pharmacy right? A donation box for a "sick child" could do the job Bowman: Good plan! *that night* CD: Diamond, Mr. Wiggles and maid here for you Wife: MAID? CD: his words were "A woman should never be in the kitchen or taking care of children" Cutepiku the maid: CHILDREN! Wife: the kids are almost done their bath take them to bed and do the dishes thanks Cutepiku: Dishes are good *goes to the washroom* grr children, going to kill rEeBi! Child 1: Hey maid lady, your funny looking! Child 2: you scare me! Cutepiku: You think me standing here is creepy wait until I throw you in The Salvation Army donation box! Children: epp cutepiku: heheheh NOW GO TO BED AND PUT YOUR OWN PJS! Child 1: i'm only 4 Child 2: i'm only 3 i need help Cuepiku: NO YOU DONT NOW GO! children: *does what piku tells them and is very scared* Cutepiku: excellent *does Mr. Burns thingy as she goes to do the dishes* Wife: You seen Mystery Man? Cutepiku: Yes, he's tall, handsome, single Wife: *blushes* I'm worried, I still have feelings for Bowman and I'm still married Cutepiku: I see *The next day at times* Cutepiku: CHILDREN! rEeBi: *giggles* don't worry Ashi-chan is going to do your job Bowman: What did she say? Cutepiku: She still has feelings for you and she doesn't like Mystery man for hitting on a married woman Ernest: Do an "I'm sorry" thingy Brenty: Get your wedding picture and put a post-it- note saying I'm sorry *5 min Later* CD: box for you! Wife: it better not be a new maid! *gets boxes and opens it* Bowman? Bowman: Yes Wife: *huggles Bowman* I forgive you! The children miss you and same with me! Bowman: You thinking what I'm thinking? Wife: Hotel room? Bowman: yup! Wife: That is why I married you! THE END Today's lesson: Mr. Wiggles makes people happy!
