Bankruptcy SO2 (Edited) By: Expertise626 (Jesse) This is the edited version of Bankrupcy SO2. The older one, if put up, would be rated R. I'm not going for that. One morning in Arlia.... Rena is checking her balance. Rena: ARGGH!!!!! We are out of money. What are we gonna do? Claude: What happened? Rena: Our bills are too high and we don't have enough to pay for credit cards! Claude: Well, Let's ask some people for money. Rena: Let's face it. We are broke. (Claude walks to Jesse's mansion and rings the door bell. Jesse comes) Jesse: Yeah? Claude: We need money. I was hoping you would lend me some ca- Jesse: No. (Jesse slams the door and Claude walks to the Jean residence and rings the doorbell) Nineh: Yes? What is it Claude? Claude: Could you lend me some mone- Nineh: Sorry. The pharmacy hasn't been doing so well lately. And Bowman uses SO much on gunpowder. Claude: Gunpowder? Nineh: Explosion Pills. Ever since defeating those wise men, Bowman has been more active in bed lately. Claude: Trust me, I didn't want to hear that. (I wish Rena was more active with me.) Nineh: Sorry, I can't lend you any money. (Nineh slams the door and goes back to Rena's house just to see everyone there awake) Claude: Huh, you guys woke up? Chisato: Yeah. We are SCREWED! How are we gonna get money? (One hour later) All: ........ Ashton: I know! lets go on the streets and beg! We might gain some cash! Rena: OK! (They are all on the streets begging) Celine: Please give us some money! (A man walks by and drops a quarter) Celine: A quarter? ALRIGHT! (One hour later and back in Rena's house) Rena: What did you guys get? Precis: Scrap Iron. Ashton: Wobbly Sword. Claude: A "you suck - From Brent" note. Celine: A quarter and a stone. Cutepiku: An IOU paper. Leon: I got a "Lord Drakhan wuz here" note. Dias: I got a piece of poop. Freshly laid. Rena: You mean someone pooped in your money cup? Dias: Actually, That was me. Opera: I got a -cup. All: HUH?!?!?! Opera: Somebody stole my cup. Rena: We are officially bankrupt. Claude: I have an idea! Let's steal from the bank! All: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHH!!!!..........Hmm? That could work! (It's at night, The bank is closed and the SO2 gang is trying to sneak in.) Claude: Mirror Slice! (The door cuts open) Claude: You all wait out here and guard the entrance. Me and Dias will sneak in. (I can finally get closer to my second love!) Dias: With Claude? Ewwww!!!! NO WAY! (They both go in) Claude: The safe is over there. (They walk to the safe) Claude: How do we open it? Dias: Air Slash. (Air Slash opened the safe and Claude starts stuffing money in his bag when he steps on a infrared ray. Security starts coming in) Dias: Let's run! (They both run outside to see that everyone left as soon as security catched up to them) Claude: Crap! We're surrounded! (The police put them in jail for robbery) In the Jail cell.... Dias: Well, this sucks. Claude: At least we are both together. Now we have time to be together. Dias: DAMN! GET ME OUT OF THIS CELL! Claude: You are all mine now. (Claude chases Dias around the cell) Back in Rena's house... Precis: We are gonna starve! Rena: I have bread! Dinner everybody! (Ashton is hugging on to the barrel) Rena: Ashton! Dinner! Chisato: Forget about him. The barrel is the only nourishment he needs. Rena: Oh. Ok. Let's split this bread. Precis: But it's only one slice. Cutepiku: Well, food is food. Let's eat! (They all pop their very small dinner in their mouths) Precis: I'm still hungry. Cutepiku: Me too. (Leon and Celine come down stairs from playing Wild Arms 2) Leon: Ashley can kick Brad's butt ANYDAY! Celine: Lilka can stab Ashley with that weird umbrella. Then burn you to flames. Rena: Come get your dinner, you two. Leon: Ok! Celine: I see the bread. But where's the food? Precis: Umm, You're looking at it. Leon: This feeble piece of bread is dinner? Rena: Get used to it, we are broke. (They both eat their dinner and all go to sleep) The next day, Rena's house... (Precis jumps down the stairs) Precis: What's for breakfast? Rena: A bread crust. Precis: How 'bout drinks? Rena: Water or pee. Precis: I think I will go with water. Rena: We just ran out water so you got the last cup. (Leon jumps down the stairs) Leon: What's for breakfast? Rena: A bread crust. Leon: Drinks? Rena: Pee or do you want vomit? Precis: How come I didn't get the choice of vomit before? Rena: Would you have wanted it? Precis: HELL YEAH. Leon: I'll trade you for your water. Precis: Deal! (Rena serves the nasty drink and both kids are drinking up) Rena: Disgusting. I don't know how you can drink that. In the Jean Residence. (Both are sleeping in the bed. Bowman wakes up) Bowman: Hello World! Nineh, wake up! (Nineh starts opening her eyes) Nineh: Uhh, no Bowman we already did it last night..... Bowman: Oh, too bad. (Bowman gets up and goes to his pharmacy) Bowman: No business... (Keith walks in) Bowman: Another order of Clarisage? Keith: Yup! Bowman: You are one of my regulars here now. That 500 FOL, man. Keith: Alright. (Keith pops the cash in his hand and leaves) Bowman: Dillwhip and Clarisage have been all the rage these days in Linga. But that university co-op keeps on taking my business away. I have to do something. (Bowman picks up his pills and walks into the university co-op) Old Lady: Hello, Deary. Bowman: The medicine business is a huge competition. I'm afraid you can't be in it lady! (Bowman throw the explosion pills at her and they explode. Bowman takes away her supplies) Bowman: That shows you. I'm the official medicine seller now! (Bowman is walking back to the pharmacy when the university co-op old ladys grandson comes over) Balio: Hey! That was my grandma! I will kill you! I am the almighty Piea! Oh well, mmm pie. Bowman: Oh well, BRING IT ON! Balio: FINE!! (Balio charges at Bowman and Bowman pumps a poison pill into the kids throat and Balio dies) Bowman: I killed an innocent child. I should be ashamed of myself. But I'm not. Oh well. (Bowman walks into the pharmacy and then 100 people storm into the store and chanted DILLWHIP!) Bowman: GET IN A LINE!! (They all line up and Bowman gives them all plants for $15 each) Bowman: I'm rich! (Rena suddenly comes storming into the store) Rena: I need that money. Please? Bowman: No. Rena: I will give you my hairpin! Bowman: I can't resist THAT! (Bowman hands over the money and Rena rushes out the door) Nineh: *gasp* How dare you Bowman! Stealing her Hairpin like that! Bowman: It's not what you think! Nineh: Yes it is! Can I wear it? One hour later... (Nineh trys it on) Nineh: My hair itches, oww. ITCHY!! Rena has lice! Bowman: Don't worry, I'll get the lice out, EXPLOSION PILLS! (You know what happens, this is censored cause it's so disgusting writing about a blown off head) In Rena's house. Rena: I got some cash! YAY! $1500! Precis: I can survive on THAT! But can I still continue to drink vomit? In the jail.... (Police are watching the chasing) Police 1: *drools* Police 2: I didn't know a man can run that fast... Police 1: *drools* Police 2: Uhh, don't tell me you enjoy watching a man chasing another guy! Police 1: *drools* Police 2: I am officially scared of all of you. (Claude caught up to Dias) Dias: Ahh! Illusion! (Claude get sliced into pieces) Dias: Phew. Hey! Police! Let me out! Police 1: I will let you out. You run fast. Dias: uhh............. Umm............. OK. (Dias walks back to Rena's house) In Rena's House... (Everyone is enjoying a feast of a dinner and then Dias walks in) Rena: Dias? You look like you just saw a ghost! Dias: Even worse. Claude chased me around a cell. Rena: By the way, how was jail time? Dias: I wouldn't know. By the way, did you find out a way to get rid of your bankrupcy? Rena: Yeah! I got $1500 dollars from Bowman. Minus the feast equals $1000! Dias: Oh.. Lemme get some food! (Dias sits down with the rest of the gang and eats) Cutepiku: I'm going upstairs to check on the money. (Cutepiku walks upstairs and sees Lord Drakhan taking the money) Cutepiku: Hey! Give that back! Lord Drakhan: HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!! (Lord Drakhan leaves and Cutepiku checks the safe and finds an IOU note) Cutepiku: It says "IOU $1000 - Fron Lord Drakhan" (Cutepiku runs downstairs) Cutepiku: OH NO! LORD DRAKHAN STOLE THE CASH! Rena: At least we still have our feast! (The ghost of Teenie Weenie comes and steals their feast) Rena: Holy Crap! My dead dog's ghost STOLE OUR FEAST. Precis: No..... Celine: We are back to being broke. All: WAHH!!!!!!!! *sob* *cry* *sob* THE END
