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Mr. BoBo the Abo-Hobbo

Mr. BoBo is an Abo-Hobbo, apparently. He is also known as YOBo for some strange reason and appears to be some sort of criminal. Colonel Giraffi has informed me about the threat that he could cause to the animal population of the world and, at the moment of writing this message, WALES (yes, I do mean the country). Find out why below in Colonel Giaffi's informative E-mail...

COLONEL GIRRAFI'S NEWS LETTER



	Hello Mr.Lei Hui although you live in an area that if Ealing and Peckham were two hips you would be stuck in the ass ,anus ,rectum you're still my friend and i'm writing mostly out of boredom but also because i want to share some info with you. As i'm writing this it is already about 1:06 am in the morning belonging to thursday the 8th. I have a Francos mock on thursday but i am still managing to keep my spirits up and in a matter of minutes will be checking most probably another very sick site containing animals bonding with humans (www2.farmsecrets.com). You may be wondering who Mr. BoBo is, well, he is a fat demented abo-hobbo who thinks that roast donkey with oranges is much better than ducks thus you can see him chasing and plucking donkeys on his farm. He is also a sinner as he tries plugging RGB, scart and s-video cables into donkeys instead of televisions. His nickname is YOBo as he drinks a lot of "yob" ( a youghurty drink) as well as being related to various yobs . Mr.BoBo is also a fugitive and is hunted by RSPCA but he is currently in Welsh mountains, he finds sanctuary in Wales as sexual abuse of animals is legal there. He also has strong ties with BIG TONE DO, he is a close friend of Francos the Wancos as well which is only bad for the well-wishing society because the Wancos is a dealer of special tutus which are filled with nerve gas. Sent by COL.GIRAFFI as he was flying in his specialised and armoured MIL-24 over the Welsh mountains in hope of finally aprenending Mr.BoBo.