| You know your a Deadhead when..... ...you swear the guy walking by you at the football game just said "doses" ....your car windows look like stained glass from being covered with stickers ....whenever you walk through a parking lot, you instinctively hold up your right index finger in the air ....Your dog is named Bertha ....Your kid is named Althea ....You find it amazing that some people actually fill baloons with AIR ....GDTRFB, SSDD, BIODTL, FOTD, SOTM, LTGTR, NFA, and WALSTIB all mean something to you. ...You can install a new cylinder head on a '68 VW microbus with your eyes closed. ...Lately it occurs to you just exactly what a long strange trip its been |
| Dead Jokes Q: Did you hear about the Deadhead that studied for five days for a drug test? Q: Why do deadheads call it a 'roach clip'? A: Because 'pot holder' was already taken Q: How do you know a deadhead has come to visit you? A: Hes still there Q: Where do you hide money from a Deadhead? A: Under the soap Q: Why do Deadheads swirl their arms when they dance? A: To keep the music out of their eyes Q: How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A1: 40,000. One to change the light bulb, 499 to tape the event, 15,000 to dance and twirl in ecstacy, 5000 to sit and grumble that "they used to change 'em better in the old days", 5000 to wander around outside with one finger in the air, calling out , "doses", "dakine", "veggie burritos", and "groovy dyes", 4000 dancing in the lot with the tunes blasting from tape decks and lining up at the balloon tanks, 100 scalpers selling fake bulbs, 400 state/local/federal officers looking for all of the above...oh yeah and 10,000 to follow the old burnt out one to the next town. A2: Two- one to twist it and one to light it A3: Deadheads dont screw in lightbulbs, they screw in VW buses Q: How many Deadheads fit in a VW bus? A: Two more and a dog This girl went to a Dead show with terrible tickets. She could barely even see the stage. Once the show began, she noticed an empty seat waaaaay in the front. She slowly made her way towards the stage, dodging ticket checkers left and right, and finally reached the empty seat. She was so close that Bobby could have spit on her. At the set break, she told the guy next to her that she couldn't believe that someone had given up such an incredible seat. The guy said, "Well, my wife and I had tickets to this show together, but she passed away." She said, "I'm so sorry. Couldn't you find someone else to come to the show with you, a friend or a relative or something?" The guy replied, "Nah. They're all at her funeral today." Home |
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