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| Tales of Years Past |
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| This is one of my favorite pictures from all the different plays that I have been in. This is backstage, at my highschool. Katie and Seth were in costume for I'm Sorry the Bridge is Out, You'll Have to Spend the Night. My only regret about this picture is that it didn't get in the yearbook at all. Stein? I gave you the picture... |
| Great Speech Quotes The speech team I was a part of had the wonderful tradition of speech quotes. Since I am in the process of cleaning out my closet, I found some of the old quotes, and will share some of my favorite ones uttered by the great speechers! (and friends of speechers) "Do you need a hand with that?" - Kelly Franklin "All I can think about is how fuzzy my hair is today" - Sarah Given "You have nice muffins" - Aaron Steinbrecher "Your friends may not notice your new pants, however, they will notice if you're not wearing any pants" - Sean Kelly "There's a time in your life when you just have to say, 'I don't give a shit'" - Katy Kelly's Mom "It's my brother's; that's why it's dirty, crusty, and sports related" - Sean Kleinjung "I am the Lizard Queen! Give me your uvula" - Seth Sweep "I am a dormant volcano waiting to erupt" - Amber Jones "Watch your hot dog, Wiener Boy" - Me "Mrs. Stoddard is a . . . Tramp!" - Chris Milani "Boy, Seth, you're UGLY!" - Chris Milani "I was a Roman Princess in my last life" - Chris Milani "Seth keeps giving me this look . . . yeah, that one" - Carrie Palava "Common people quote quotes. Great people make their own" - Matt Holleque "She is the embodiement of perfection, all wrapped up in one little bitchy body!" - Laura Berg (on Brittney Spears) "Banana! Sex! China Rhino! - Seth Sweep, Sean Kleinjung and Me "All men are gay until proven straight" - Katie Reger "Make a fire, dance around it, and throw in your critique sheet" - Mr K. the beloved speech coach "No kinky for you!" - Mike McKay "Black folders are as sexy as we get" - Me "I spit at you! You are my spittoon! Ppttooi! - Sean Kelly "Life is messy. Don't even try to clean it up because you'll get it all over the place, and soon you'll be drowning in windex" - Jen Rian "Me llama su cama" - Katie Reger "Don't be discouraged if you get an unjust 5-85. . .some judges like to do crack before rounds" - Seth Sweep "Always let the inform people go first - make way for your superiors" - Chris Milani "There is no greater point than that of a rhino" - Me "Never open up in a cafeteria" - Sarah Given "Ooo, it's the auditorium ghost *snicker*" - Chris Milani "Who's going to win the presidency? This naked woman!" - Matt Holleque "It's understandable, you're a freshman" - Chris Snyder "You had my butt. . . " - Me "Ready?! CATCH ME!" Mike McLaughlin "ATOMIC PEE!!!!" - Chris Milani These quotes were pilfered from the following quote collections: Chris Snyder's 99-00, Katy Kelly's 99-00, Sarah Given's 99-00(year-end edition), Amy Lesch's 98-99, Seth Sweeps's 99-00, Nina Tupy's 98-99, and Sarah's 99-00(regular edition). If you have been quoted and wish to not be, contact me, and I'll take your words of wisdom off. |