Master P's Theatre Presents

A White Chocolate Joint

"Scott Bakula"

Menacing Chin

It's dimple mocks me

hollywood hair, and an expensive smile

a gay man in film

but captain of the enterprise

Looks good in jogging outfits

His favorite fruit could be raisins

But it might be apricots...

Not the dried kind, though

they give bakula diarrhea

Was he on C.H.I.P.S.?

No.  That was eric estrada

I bet HE eats dried apricots.

"The Dragon"

sweet goddess of sugar

delivers me from craving

$.79, for a nice roll

destroy the purple ones

tongue skin peels

cheeks ablaze

cavities stab

but the dragon sleeps

with the spree on my tongue

"Rosie: Cutie patootie"

Rosie O'Donnell

lesbian, family man

enjoys a good film, and italian food

knows how to raise a child

is prone to bizarre infections

as well as cunnilingus.

"Chocolat: A Journey inside johnny depp's anus"

warm and creamy

was he at a barbeque today?

i see corn and walnuts

lost socks, and missing buttons adorn this silky cavern

smells like nutmeg?

i see small rodent tracks

spelunking

my pick-axe does nothing to help this voyage

discover the wonder of it

tight, yet loose

supple chunks would make good furniture

an army of bacteria marches through a peanut arc de triomphe

21 jump street, it is not

depp

anus.

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