| Ok, first off this whole World Trade Center shit, is bull~! No one flew a plane into the world trade center, it just didnt happen. See, what happened was some retart with a wrecking ball accidentally hit it, and they didnt want the blame to go on it, so they blew it up, and with special effects, it made it look like a plane crashed into it. and they blamed it on Bin Laden...Bin Laden isnt even real, its just O.J. Simpson with a Beard~! They also blame it on Afganistan ppl. and thats because they shouldnt be wearing turbans in the summer~! and this whole thing is only because the dumb ass george bush wanted americans to have more pride for america~! and this whole Flordia voting thing...DIDNT HAPPEN. See people in Flordia just didnt want to vote because they're lazy ass's. So in actualitly Flordia doesnt even count when voting for president and neither does California, because those states are filled with complete dumbass's and old people and gays. So really Al Gore won and their just not telling you, so the old ppl. and the gays wont start a riot cuz you know how the gays and the old ppl. are with their damn riots~! Oh and Chigago....its not a city. Its a fucking State. they just dont want to tell you that so the damn gays and old ppl dont start the damn riots. and all these "retated people".....they're not really retarted they just want money and people to fell sympathy for them. And u know where that money goes???? you guessed it...Chicago...The great STATE~! and this whole ocean bid??? They're not even real oceans. They're man made. you know why they didnt tell you this???? you guessed it, because of the damn gays and old ppl. and the damn riots. and Afganistan??? Its actually part of the United States...see people are flying the planes over there and taking money from the retarts and chicago and they're flying the damn foreigners that own their damn convienant stores in america to afganistan to visit they're family because they felt sympathy because half of the ppl in afganistan have down syndrome. so in actuality it should be called the great state that is pary of the united states that is filled with people with down syndrome. and this whole nail store place that are owned by chinese people??? no no not happening, these "chinese people" arent actually goverment officals under cover. See the goverment is not doin that good, so they have to analize americans (by asking them the questions while cutting there hair) so then they can help all these stupid afganistan kids because of the whole down syndrome thing and if we dont help the afganistan kids with down syndrome then the gay people and the old people will start another god damn riot~! and the olsen twins??? what the fuck is taht??? the olsen twins are actually 40 year old men dressed up as little girls so they can get young men, and then we go back to the gays and the old men. And next time your watching your tv start stripping in front of your cable box....why you might ask??? to entertain the goverment who is watching you threw it...because they are...why you might ask??? well thats easy because the god damn goverment is going down hill a lot so they need some stuff to put on the tv to entertain the "americans" who in actuallity are asians, and chaldeans, and fucking cocksuckers and all that shit. and the whole phone thing?? thats crap. you better watch out because the goverment is listening to all your conversations. know why? because they have nothing interesting to talk about at dinner partys so they have to use your stories as a conversation starter. so the next time you think about telling your friend on the phone that you sucked billy's dingalong thing again. and this who anthrax thing??? its so dumb, its not even real. you wanna know why they said all that shit about it??? thats because they want you to be afraid to use the postal office, because its going hay wire these days because too many ppl are sending mail these days. The goverment wants you to use the internet because then that means more money for the cable companys and the phone companys and that means that the goverment gets to keep watching you inside your cable box and listeing to your phone conversations. after the internet gets to busy, the goverment will tell you that the keyboards will spary anthrax at you so then the americans will have to use messanger pigeons. which means centeral park wont have so many pigeons which means more people will go there. and that means more money for the goverment, because more goverment officals will go to centeral park and hear your lil stories because centeral park in the center of the world now that the world trade center is "gone". the less pigeons there are sitting around doing nothing means not as much crap on your clothes, not as much crap on your clothes the more money you have, the more money you have to give to charity the more money you have to give to charity. and the whole charity thing is a hoax. the fucking goverment has it, thats why all those people are still dying from cancer and aids. you know why they didnt tell you about this???? thats because if they did, the gays and old people would start there damn riots. Ok~ this Britney Spears character. Who is she and where did she come from... Kentwood Louisnana. Not real. There is no Louisina. Louisana is actually the great state of chigago. So anyways Britney, has anyone met her? is she real? no. She is just a fictional character made up by the goverment to make them some more money using subbliminal messages. How you ask? thats an easy one... The goverment takes this "Britney" character and uses all her shows and music to promote drugs. More people doing drugs.. the more people buy the drugs. That means more people will get caught with these drugs. That means more people will go to jail. The more people that are in jail the more people need to get bailed out. The more people that are bailed out.. the more money the jail receives. The more money the jail recieves the more money the fricken goverment recieves. So actually by listening to "britney" you are promoting drug use and giving money to the goverment. Now what does all this money that these goverment officals collect go to you ask? The money buys stuff for the goverment? but what kind of stuff does it buy. WHite powder that kinda looks like somethign they call "anthrax". Ok and this whole america bizz???? hmmmmmm i dont think so. How they make some damn country where they say everything is free. It costs a lot of money. Why do you think there are so many poor people? well there isn't???!!! those people that beg for money are just goverment officals in disguse collecting money for the goverment. What is money? It isn't real? ok its paper.. money is paper and paper is a tree.. so in reality money does grow on trees.... and again how can america be free when it costs money.. if it was free we wouldn't have this jail bizz. Jail is just collecting money and proventing those damn old people and gay riots. Candians.... nope not happening. See candians are just goverment officals... canada is just trees... trees are just paper... money is just paper so canada is a holding pot for all the goverments secret money... Mc donalds... nope. It should be called mc. goverment donalds because thats it is... insead of saying would u like fries with that they should be saying hey would u like to give the fucking goverment some more fucking money to buy "anthrax" and piss off all the fucking gays and old people!!! But wait, i never mentioned about the so called pentagon...do you actually belive that the pentagon is real???? well its not, dont feel bad a lot of people think it is...but its not. See what happened was of course once again, the goverment needed more money so they buit a buiding called the pentagon (which is actually called the goverment is stealing all your money building) so then they hired a bunch of people (and these people actually belive that they are getting a nice job at a nice building with nice people and nice money), but actually this is just a hoax to con people into giving money to the goverment. How, you may ask???? See the people that are working in the pentagon arent actually working in the pentagon....there in another building. What happened was dick chenny's brother flew a plane into the so-called pentagon, and then they asked for money to repair the "pentagon" so then the goverment got more money to spend on white poweder that is so-called anthrax. Oh and if i might add...dick chenny...isnt real....hes actually a robot...but seriously have you ever seen this man???? Seriously, hes dumb looking and so are robots, so are old people and gays with their damn riots~! So in conclusion AMERICA ISN'T REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |