This is my little theory on birds...
Ok, see birds are the anit christ...see this is what happened. Satan approached god, and was like "Hey god, im not trying to muscle in on your empire or anything, but can i put some birds on earth?" and god said "let me think about it". So the next day, satan approaches god and he was like "so..." and god said "well, you seem sincere, i will accept your offer". So satan signed a contract and that was that.
then satan sent up some demon birds, and soon these birds began taking over the other birds, until only demon birds were left. And soon, all these demon birds will take over the human race and make us slaves...except for the australians...they have caught on to satan's little plan and they will save themselfs! |
