COJ Nicknames: Jesus, Tond
Age: 16
Birthdate: September 13, 1987
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'11
Quotes: "Anyhoo" "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
Best Stunts: Bibleopoly, Puke Fest, Living Room Wrestling
Status: Stuntman
Jared is the soccer player of the group. Even though he is the butt of many jokes, COJ wouldn't be what it is without him. He will never back down from a stunt and has no recklessness for his body. Also, he's a hot blonde.