Name: Trystan Murphy-Fahlgren
Nickname: g-Tryst, god, mephistopheles(ok nobody calls me that but myself, but feel free to)
Age: *counts on fingers, has to take off shoes for toes too* ah... 16
Instrument: drums
Birthdate: umm... january 24
religious affiliation- i am god
jewish? fuck no
childhood hero- i didnt really have one
Single or Taken? taken
Law or anarchy? lawful anarchy
Lucky Number? 7 i guess
Last Place to be kissed? ehh... i dunno
Who's your cutest friend?
Girl: sara
Boy: jesse is a hottie ;-)
Online crush? hah! no
Colour: blue
Band: they might be giants
Song: umm... right now... anything by tmbg
Porn Star: ron jeremy
Sexual Position: hmmm... i dunno, ill have to look into that one
Quote: ahhh... so many good ones.... hmm... "look a dancing jesus! if theres a better use for the internet i havent found it." -homer simpson
candy bar- the chocolate kind
drink- passion fruit baby
condom colour- hmm... ill go with blue
song by the blue man group- rods and cones
Holiday: i despise all holidays equally
Food: whatever is easiest to get at
Drink: hey that was already on here...
Actress: i dunno, i dont watch many movies
Actor: see above question
WWF Superstar(s): bob the beefcake barber
Car: rusty vw beetle :)
TV Show: the simpsons
Movie: "brazil" or maybe "everything you ever wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask"
Hair: curly brown, like a foot long or so
Eyes: deep brown
degree of paleness: not too pale, just enough to be sexy
piercings? eh not yet, i have parents
shoe size- nine
bra size- hmmm... lemme check
height- about 5'9"ish
weight- 130 or so
ethnicity- hmm... other
penis size- ehh... wheres that ruler?
circumcised? fuck no, im special
play D&D? eh, i try :) *big dorky smile*
any special powers? i can cause you to kill yourself
wish you did? i wanna be able to fly... :(
what ones do you want? fly
star sign? im an aquarius!!!
you wanna hot dog?: why yes sara, thank you
ever get that feeling where you just wanna hump a tree? all the time, man
save a tree eat a beaver? most definitely
What came first the chicken or the egg? egg, dinosaur
Do you like someone right now from the opposite sex? yeah...
A slight crush on a certain guy/girl/hermaphradite? ok yeah its a girl
Do you have a best friend? a couple actually
Who do you e-mail the most? no one
What do you think of Ouija boards? they lie
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? no, you gotta be caught *wink wink* jk jk
What do you do most often when you are bored? sleep
What words or phrases do you overuse? sex can wait, masturbate!
how many times a day do you masturbate?
What is Your Dream Car?: a rusty piece of crap
How many kids do you want to have?: none
What is your idea of a perfect date?: hmm... i dunno
What is Your Dream Job?: be a professional hobo
Are you gonna get a tatoo?: i might
Are you gonna get a body piercing?: i want my bellybutton done
Been kissed? yes
Done drugs? no
Eaten sushi? fuck yeah! sushi rules
Eaten an entire box of Oreo�s? do i look fat? wait i have
Been dumped? no
Had someone be unfaithful to you? kinda
Gotten in a car accident? no
Hiked a mountain? not a mountain....
Stayed home on a Saturday night? yeah, where would i go?
Been in love before? yeah...
Loved somebody so much it made you cry? i dont cry, not ever
masturbated: yes
Be serious or be funny? funny in a serious manner
Boxers or briefs? whatever is clean
Whole or skim milk? cow milk
Simple or complicated? complex
Flowers or angels? i dunno, gotta lick em both to compare
Grey or gray? with a :q:
Read or write? read
Color or black-and-white photos? black and white
Sunrise or sunset? sunset, less effort
M&M's or Skittles? m&ms, duh, chocolate rules
Rap or rock? funkadelic
Stay up late or wake up late? a little of both
TV or Radio? radio, college and public stations especially
POP or SODA? pop dammit
X or O? fuck that shit
Blue or black? blue
Eat an apple or an orange? apples are easier, but oranges are more rewarding, i like rewards
Hot or Cold? not right now
Big towel or little towel? BIG
Sun or moon? moon, daytime sucks
Emerald or ruby? amethyst
Sex in the morning or night? night because i would rather fall asleep with the person in my arms
Left or right? im right handed so left (sinister, muahahaha)
10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? best friend, people suck if you arent selective
Vanilla or chocolate? chocolate most indubitably (i fucked up that word)
High or Drunk? dont do either
Green beans or carrots? hmmm... as long as its not aspargus
Low fat or fat free? how bout high fat? i need more...
Love or Lust? love most definitely
Chewable or non chewable vitamins? i dunno, whichever is easiest to get at
Kids or no kids? i dunno, depends on whether i get married and if so whether my life partner wants kids
Cat or dog? im more of a cat person i suppose (go elwood)
Half empty or half full? just half
Mustard or ketchup? mustard, ketchup is too sugary, just has a weird effect
Hard cover books or paperback books? hardcover, they make better weapons *muahahahaha*
Newspaper or magazine? magazines are less evil
Sandals or sneakers? sneakers
Wonder or amazement? wonderment
Red car or white car? ewww... no
Happy and poor or sad and rich? happy and poor
Singing or dancing? dancing
Corduroy or plaid? corduroy, like my professor jackets :)
Happy or sad? ehh... mellow
Purple or green? im gonna say green, but in the one circumstance that its an especially pretty green
A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? lifetime of friendship, especially since it seems much more possible
Lace or satin underwear? cotton?
Blue or Red? blue, by far
New or old? i dunno, they both have their merits
Rain or Snow? rain, i love the rain
Have you ever slept outside? yes
Give or receive? depends on my mood, i can be very generous at times, but others...
Rose or Daisy? rose, like my moms name
Private school or public school? public, private schools are for jesus-freaks (no offence to you jesus-freaks)
History or Science? science is much more interesting
English or math? english
