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| Personal information...... Name: Joshua E. Mrshbanks Nickname: Staff Age: 16 last time i checked Instrument: Bass Guitar Birthdate: New Years Eve. of 86' WHOO!! Religious affiliation: HAHA you made a funny Jewish? i wouldn't want to be something who gets blamed for everything Childhood Hero: "The Claw" (Jim Carry in "Liar Liar") Single or Taken? Stolen Law or anarchy? ANARCHY!! Lucky Number? 26 1/2 Last Place to be kissed? Lips Who's your cutest friend? Girl: that's easy! Leah! Boy: Trystan *Grabs ASS* Online crush? Leah! |
| Favourites..... Colour: Bright Green Band: Theres too many to choose from!! Song: "Goodbye Forever" by Alkaline Trio, it always makes me feel happy Porn Star: Leah duh Sexual Position: In a Plane? Quote: I'm 943!! (little old lady from game show sketch on "How To Irratate People") Candy bar: Mr. Goodbar Drink: Dr. Thunder Condom Colour: Green song by the blue man group: I can't name any so I'll just shout MASTERBATION!!! Holiday: a concert date Food: Mexican Drink: Dr. Pepper Actress: Actor: Jim Carry WWF Superstar(s): what the fuck is that? Car: Tyco R/C TV Show: "The Simpsons" by far Movie: "The Royal Tanebualms" |
| What Do You Look Like? Hair: Orange Eyes: Blue degree of paleness: White piercings? not that i know of, i do want one in my spleen shoe size: Bend Over I'll Show You!!! bra size: A-cup? height: 6' 6.6" weight: 175 lbs ethnicity: Mexican man! I am nothing more than a white boy trying to fit in. penis size: My pants aren't off right now....but the last girl said "Thank You", so you make of it circumcised? fuck yes! play D&D? not even in my dreams any special powers? i can do this....... wish you did? gosh damn yes! what ones do you want? telepathy and x-ray vision of course! star sign? Capricorn? 12-31-86 |
| Your Dream Life... What is Your Dream Car?: A Tank.......... actually it's a Volkswagen Microbus How many kids do you want to have?: 2, If wife permits What is your idea of a perfect date?: laying around on a beach at sunset actually....I'M NOT GAY!!! What is Your Dream Job?: A Mortition Are you gonna get a tatoo?: nope Are you gonna get a body piercing?: not unless you pay me |
| Random Questioning: you wanna hot dog?: Amen ever get that feeling where you just wanna hump a tree? all the time man save a tree eat a beaver? something new is alwasy healthy What came first the chicken or the egg? dude the sperm cell! Do you like someone right now from the opposite sex? yes A slight crush on a certain guy/girl/hermaphradite? yes Do you have a best friend? yes Who do you e-mail the most? no one, you e-mail me! What do you think of Ouija boards? a pushover Have you ever been convicted of a crime? not yet! What do you do most often when you are bored?stare out into space and think "Am I alone or was that your mom?" What words or phrases do you overuse? "Jigga Wha!?!?!?", "Cracker", "is" how many times a day do you masturbate? does this count during meals? *pulls out third set of arms and legs to count* |
| This or That.... Be serious or be funny? Shit Damn Fuck Funny! Boxers or briefs? Boxers, you never know when someone is going to jump you... Whole or skim milk? skim Simple or complicated? complicated Flowers or angels? flowers Grey or gray? grey Read or write? write Color or black-and-white photos? COLOUR! Sunrise or sunset? sunset dude, do you think im going to get up out of my warm bed to see a little ball of fire rise? M&M's or Skittles? M&M's Rap or rock? SKA! Stay up late or wake up late? Both? TV or Radio? Tv POP or SODA? SODA!!! X or O? XXX Blue or black? Black Eat an apple or an orange? Green Apple Hot or Cold? Cooool Big towel or little towel? Huge Towel Sun or moon? Moon!!! Emerald or ruby? Emerald Sex in the morning or night? Night Left or right? Correct 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 1 best friend Vanilla or chocolate? chocalate ;) High or Drunk? thats a tough but i would have to say High Green beans or carrots? Carrots, uh oh Low fat or fat free? Fat"FUL" Love or Lust? Lust Chewable or non chewable vitamins? Non eating, must be through a straw Kids or no kids? Children Cat or dog? Bird Half empty or half full? Half Empty Mustard or ketchup? Catsup Hard cover books or paperback books? Paperback Newspaper or magazine? Magazine Sandals or sneakers? Sneakers Wonder or amazement? Amazement Red car or white car? Green Happy and poor or sad and rich? Happy and poor, you can't buy friends Singing or dancing? Dancing (Skankin'!!) Corduroy or plaid? Plaid Happy or sad? HAppy Purple or green? Both!! and nothign in between A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? lifetime friendship Lace or satin underwear? Cotton Blue or Red? Green New or old? New Rain or Snow? Rain Have you ever slept outside? Yes Give or receive? *Smack* Rose or Daisy? Rose Private school or public school? me inn publik! History or Science? History English or math? Math |
| HAVE YOU EVER: Been kissed? Oh Yesssss Done drugs? Tyelenol and Advil Eaten sushi? not in a lifetime Eaten an entire box of Oreo�s? Yes Been dumped? Yes Had someone be unfaithful to you? Yes Gotten in a car accident? not yet, but putting it on my list of "Things To Do" Hiked a mountain? if 7-11 is a mountain then yes! Stayed home on a Saturday night? Dateless Loser Been in love before? yes Loved somebody so much it made you cry? yes masturbated: Since I knew what the word mean't baby OOOHH YEAH!!! |
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