[23:25] Okay, I*ll teach you how to do the alpha bit [23:25] Reapeat after me A [23:26] A [23:26] Repeat^ [23:26] A [23:26] A [23:26] Now say B [23:26] B [23:26] B [23:26] B [23:26] Tomorrow I*ll teach you D and C! [23:26] cooooool [23:26] weeee! :] [23:26] can i come to that lesson? lol [23:26] lol [23:26] You all are welcome to come to the lesson! [23:27] Remember to take notes! [23:27] *writes down A and B in a notebook* [23:27] * Childlike_Vampire gathers her school stuff....blows the dust off..."ready!" [23:28] Okay, just because you guys were so good I*ll taech you numbers! [23:28] yeah!!! [23:28] Everyone say 1 [23:28] 1 [23:28] 1 [23:28] *says 1 and then writes it down* [23:28] Now say 2 [23:28] 2 [23:28] t-t....toe.... [23:28] lol] [23:28] lol [23:29] * Childlike_Vampire runs in late...."what'd i miss?" [23:29] Landon struggling to say a three letter word [23:29] You missed 1 and 2! [23:29] oh *busily copies from Landon* [23:30] *erases number 2, causing child to have to erase too, then rubs his eraser in his hair worriedly* [23:30] If you*re good I*ll teach you 3-5 tomorrow! [23:30] lol [23:30] Wow! an extra number! [23:30] When will we learn 69? [23:30] it will be difficult [23:30] *snickers* [23:30] lol [23:31] I think you guys can lean 69 [23:31] lol [23:31] too bad, I wanted you to teach me [23:31] *tugs on Ms. Katie's dress* [23:31] wow, thats like 2 numbers, put togethre, and...ohhhh, i get it *childish giggle* [23:31] Ms. Katie, those kids are over there talking about having any "o-gy" and smoking "pote"...what do they mean? [23:32] *raises his hand* [23:32] First say 6 *To Landon* don*t saty sex, I know how you are with three letter words! [23:32] say^ [23:32] 6! [23:32] s....s..... [23:32] Yes SCX! [23:32] circumference? [23:32] *sighs* i'll never get this. [23:33] You can alteast dream [23:33] It*s okay! If you put your mind to it you can do anything. [23:33] *closes his eyes shut tightly, then three playboy bunnies walk into the room* [23:34] * Childlike_Vampire feels the super positive optimisticly bright vibe coming form katie [23:34] rom [23:34] erp! [23:34] from [23:34] *drools and reaches out for them with his 6-year-old arms* [23:34] f r o m [23:34] f.. [23:34] r.. [23:34] o.. [23:34] m.. [23:34] from [23:34] I can spell that one! [23:35] * Childlike_Vampire applaudes for scx..."yaay!" [23:35] that's good. now say "antidisestablishmentarianismistic" [23:35] a... [23:35] n... [23:35] *claps for C_V and SCX! You know the letters F R O and M!!! Those ones were hard for me to learn! [23:35] euh..... [23:36] hehe [23:36] *pats wolf and gives him a doggy treat* [23:36] golly, ur a good teacher, miss katie [23:36] I think we have to move Landon to the gifted class! [23:36] *smiles happily* [23:36] *Whispers to C_V "I think I have a crush on Miss Katie"* [23:36] b-but...i don't want to leave you, ms. katie! [23:36] *clings to ms. katie's dress* [23:37] *whispers back* "really? me too... i mean..." [23:37] lol [23:37] *reaches one hand up ms. katie's dress* [23:37] *eyes go wide "but you're a girl..."* [23:37] (landon - that cocky kid in class who actually ACTS on his emotions) [23:38] *runs back to the other kids quickly* guy guys! i found a banana under ms. katie's dress, but i think she taped it on! come help me pull it out! [23:38] "umm.....i was just kiddin" *blushes* [23:39] "whew...got outta that one..." [23:39] oops, was that out loud? [23:39] lol [23:39] *raises his eyebrow "I'm going to tell her.."* [23:39] *raises his hand* [23:39] *all the kids leave, leaving child and katie alone in the room together, with a hidden video camera* [23:39] :] [23:39] Yes SCX. [23:39] nuh uh...if u do, i'll tell on u [23:39] *Lowers his hand "umm...nothing Miss Katie..."* [23:40] *throws a spitball at scx* [23:40] hey! [23:40] That hurt! [23:40] *laughs at scx and points* [23:40] well, ur a big poo head [23:40] *takes his pencil and throws it at Landon* [23:40] *stuffs a paper ball down the back of child's dress* [23:40] Shut up you fart knocker! [23:40] OW! [23:40] you doodoo head! [23:40] *raises his hand* [23:40] hey! *takes the ball out and throws it at Lan* [23:41] Yes Landon? [23:41] You all are stupid heads! [23:41] Now kids, no fighting [23:41] Ms. Katie, I think that pencil cut me. May I go to the nuse? [23:41] (*nurse) [23:41] *starts to cry* [23:41] Heeeellloooooooo Nurse [23:41] sure [23:41] lol [23:41] lol [23:41] *raises his hand* [23:41] Yes SCX. [23:41] *stands up, walks to child, drops the paper ball back down her shirt, then runs out of the class* [23:42] Can I go to the nurse too? [23:42] i *sniff* wanna *snifle* go HOME! *begins wailing* [23:42] Yes [23:42] Better yet...can I bring Child home? [23:42] *winks at Child* [23:42] lol [23:42] lol [23:42] *reenters, waddling back to his desk* [23:42] seems the school has a new...p-p-polic-ee. [23:43] Now I will teach you about sexual herassment! [23:43] lol [23:43] Welcome back, stuttering stanly [23:43] shut up, dork brain! [23:43] *stops crying, and looks at scx confusedly* [23:43] *punches scx's arm* [23:43] Lesson one It*s bad! [23:43] *gets a mad look and kicks Landon in the shin* [23:43] Lesson two: Don*t do it! [23:43] *stops trying to look up child's dress long enough to ask* What's bad? [23:44] lol [23:44] *raises her hand* [23:44] lol @Lan [23:45] *raises his hand* [23:45] *gets up and pushes scx out of his desk, then laughs at him* [23:45] *sits back up and then raises his hand again* [23:45] *wake up suddenly* did i miss something [23:45] Well, *I* dont do it, Miss Katie, so you can be proud of me [23:45] only sexual hassment [23:46] *lowers it quickly* [23:46] whos done it? [23:46] *raises his hand* [23:46] Landon done it [23:46] *waves his hand frantically* [23:46] *sticks her tongue out at Lan* [23:46] damn i whis i was there [23:46] Yes Landon [23:47] when child grabbed my bottom yesterday, was i being sexally hassed? [23:47] *gasps* [23:47] *looks shocked* [23:47] i did not [23:48] If that is! Then what Landon did to me earlier today was sexual harassment! [23:48] Yes you were [23:48] uh huh! [23:48] not not not [23:48] you said "stinker face" then grabbed my bottom! remember!? right after i three the paper at you! [23:48] not not not and i'll always have 1 more than you!!! [23:48] (threw) [23:48] *grumbles and walks back to his desk* meanie face. [23:48] hmph [23:49] brb [23:49] k [23:49] Oh, so its okay when a guy sexually harrasses another guy [23:49] Recess. [23:49] DODGE BALL TIME! [23:49] *runs out of the room and out to the playground* [23:49] yeppee [23:49] woo hoo! [23:49] i got child's time! *smiles fondly at child and gets a sparkle in his eyes* [23:50] (time?) [23:50] (He means you spend your free time with him) [23:50] (or, your time with him) [23:50] (o) [23:51] (team lol) [23:51] (that's what i meant ;p) [23:51] (oh, lol) [23:51] (dweeb *kicks scx*) [23:51] (ok) [23:51] (lol) [23:51] (Well, either way) [23:51] *smiles back at Landon* [23:51] *sit in a corner to look a the others* [23:51] *frowns when he notices C_V preferring Landon over him* [23:52] *runs out to the playground* [23:52] *follows child out, trying to catch up, but stumbles going down the stairs and falls on his face* [23:53] *picks up a ball and throws it toward scx* "catch!!" [23:53] *gets up rubbing his head* wait up, guys! [23:53] *follow the others out and nearly bump in landon* [23:53] *reaches child's side* [23:53] slowpoke [23:53] back [23:53] wb [23:54] *catches the ball and smiles a little* [23:54] meathead. [23:54] hey, u be "it" first, k? [23:54] (to scx) [23:54] hey, i'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of mee and sticks to u [23:55] (to Lan) [23:55] *looks at C_V and then to Landon whos by her side* I don't think I'm going to play anymore [23:55] *sticks his tongue out at child* [23:55] *drops the ball and heads for the swings* [23:55] hey! come back! [23:55] you loser! you're just after you'll get beat! [23:55] aww...why not? *follows scx* [23:55] *go sit on a bench* [23:55] *grumbles and turns away from scx to face child* he's such a fart head [23:56] *sits down in a swing and sighs* I decided swinging would be more fun.. [23:56] hey, child. wanna go play on the slide? [23:56] oh. ok. [23:56] sure [23:56] *** ____ has joined #BtVS_RPG [23:56] *smiles* race you there! *takes off towards the slide* [23:57] *smiles back at child, then trips over the slide and falls on his face* [23:57] *take my apple and begin to eat it slowly* [23:57] *takes a few steps...and goes to the tire swing* [23:57] *looks at Landon, who's crying like a baby* [23:57] *runs over to him and helps him up* you okay? [23:57] *gets up and rubs his head, then sees child on the swing, sighs, and goes to sit at the top of the slide* [23:57] *** ____ is now known as Guest4741 [23:58] yeh i'm alright. [23:58] maybe you're not such a doo doo brain after all [23:58] Yeah, and maybe you're not as cool as I thought [23:58] I'm kidding [23:58] wanna swing? [23:58] sure! [23:58] *notices Landon is crying...and feels really bad....* "Landon, do you want my little debbie from my lunch? [23:58] *runs back to his swing and sits in it* [23:58] *considers* no, you keep it! [23:59] *starts swinging* [23:59] i've got peanut butter and jelly today! [23:59] *** Guest4741 has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) [23:59] oh, ok! *grin* [23:59] *runs to catch up with scx and trips over a rock, then falls and his face slams into a swing* [23:59] *proceeds to do and "around the world with spinnies" on the tire swing and hops on* [23:59] *lies on the ground crying* [23:59] *jumps off the swing and lands on his feet, then goes back to Landon* [23:59] *Helps Landon again* Are you okay this time? [00:00] i think i broke my brain. [00:00] *hits his head a few times* [00:00] it's ok now. [00:00] (Lmfao) [00:00] thats good [00:00] let's swing! [00:00] yeah! [00:00] *heads in the opposite direction of the swings* [00:00] Um...Landon? [00:00] yeh? [00:00] The swings are over there [00:00] *turns around* [00:00] *points to the swings* [00:01] oh. *walks towards the swings and sits down on one* [00:01] *shrugs and gets back in his swing* [00:01] *starts swinging his legs without holding on and falls off the swing* [00:01] *looks over at C_V and then to Landon* Are you handicapped? [00:01] *gets up and rubs his nose then attempts to sit back in the swing and falls beside it* [00:01] *gets off the tire swing and runs back into the school...bathroom break!* [00:02] (brb) [00:02] i think i'm gonna go inside and color... [00:02] *since nobody noticed me ill go in the middle of the street and wait for a car to hit me* [00:02] k [00:02] Make sure you look both ways! [00:02] *gets off the swing and notices WolfLann in the middle of the street* [00:02] *walks towards the school and slams into the wall before he finds the doorway* [00:03] *sees a car headed in the direction of WolfLann* [00:03] (lol. wolf, you're a depressed lil 5 year old aren't you?) [00:03] lol [00:03] (sure:)) [00:03] *Runs and pushes WolfLann out of the way just in time* [00:03] *stands up and brushes himself off* [00:03] (cruel intentions, only with 2 male 5 year olds) [00:03] I always have to be the hero, don't I? [00:03] you shouldn do that [00:04] *** Angelusus has joined #BtVS_RPG [00:04] *sits in the classroom coloring a picture and getting way out of lines* [00:04] *sighs* [00:04] Come on WolfLann, lets go inside and color [00:04] ok since ive missed my suicide il go back in class [00:04] *looks towards the door when he here's someone approaching* child? [00:05] *scx and wolf enter* *sighs again* [00:05] *looks at WolfLann* Whats wrong? [00:05] (How is everyone tonight?) [00:05] *** zohar has joined #BtVS_RPG [00:05] (ok lol) [00:05] (we're being stupid and having a little 5 year old rp ;p) [00:05] (Teacher, when is recess over?) [00:05] (katie's the teacher and everyone else are students) [00:05] *** Angelusus has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) [00:05] nobody seem to notice me its like be invisible [00:05] I taught them some of the alphabit! [00:06] Well, I notice you, its just you don't talk much.. [00:06] Why don't you hang with me for awhile? [00:06] ok fun [00:06] just checkin thing out [00:06] I*ve gotta go! [00:06] Bye! [00:06] *** zohar has left #BtVS_RPG [00:06] * Katie87 hugs everyone! ((((((((((((((((HUG!)))))))))))))))) [00:06] *walks over to a table and takes out some coloring crayons and two pieces of paper, one of him and one for WolfLann* [00:07] bye miss katie [00:07] (bye katie, take care) [00:07] bye kat! :[ [00:07] thank scx [00:07] I*ll be back tomorrow! [00:07] *** Katie87 has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited) [00:07] *sits down* no problem [00:07] *sit and start drawing* [00:08] *begins drawing a picture of a house* [00:08] *** ProfessorArturo has joined #BtVS_RPG [00:08] *drawing something but not sure what, not very good at drawing :)* [00:08] *gets up and leaves his unfinished picture of a cat on his desk, then goes out into the halls and looks for child* [00:08] *walks into the classroom* [00:09] hello class, I'm your sub [00:09] I'm Professor Arturo [00:09] AHHHH! NOT HIM! [00:09] *Walks to the front of the class* [00:09] Hi Mr. Arturo [00:09] *runs out of the door and runs down the halls screaming* [00:09] hi mister arturo [00:09] How are you all today? [00:09] *Continues drawing* Good [00:09] *trips over a stray book and falls on his face* [00:09] *** Childlike_Vampire has quit IRC (Ping Timeout) [00:10] i tink landon not fine [00:10] *Grabs the list of kids in the class* Lets see.. [00:10] Is SCX here? [00:10] Yeah, I'm here [00:10] *reaches a 4 way intersection in the halls and looks each way* [00:10] What about Landon? [00:10] *runs into a janitor's closet and hides* [00:10] *looks around* [00:11] He was here just a minute ago [00:11] *marks Landon absent* [00:11] Is WolfLann here? [00:11] i saw him running and screeming out of the class [00:11] *raise hand* yes [00:11] What kind of name is WolfLann? [00:11] *sits in the dark closet whimpering and longing for his child* [00:11] Its interesting [00:11] *** Childlike_Vampire has joined #BtVS_RPG [00:12] *Sees C_V enter the classroom* Hello, I'm Professor Arturo, your substitute [00:12] What is your name? [00:13] oh, hi [00:13] I'm child [00:13] *sees her name on the list* Oh yes! [00:13] So, the only person missing is Landon [00:14] *peeks out of the closet then comes out slowly and starts wandering the halls* [00:14] *finishes up his drawing and smiles* [00:14] I have been told that your teacher taught you all the lessons today, so the rest of the day is free time [00:14] So, have fun drawing [00:14] *smiles* [00:14] yeah! [00:15] *grabs another piece of paper* [00:15] Hey, cool! [00:15] *sneaks into the office and climbs onto the desk then turns on the intercom and speaks in the lowest voice he can muster* will childlike_vampire please report to the nearest janitor's closet. will childlike_vampire please report to the nearest janitor's closet. [00:16] *turns off the intercom and takes off for the janitor's closet* [00:16] Janitor's closet? [00:16] Thats odd [00:16] *looks at proffessor* "um...that's me....may i be excused?" [00:16] Yes, you may [00:16] *goes into the janitor's closet and waits* [00:16] *walks around the classroom, looking at all the student's drawings* [00:17] *trying to draw a house* [00:17] *leaves the class room and walks down the empty hallway, looking for the janitors closet* [00:17] *looks over at WolfLann's drawing* You should make sure there's a chimney, those are cool to have on a house [00:17] (oops im red) [00:18] ok thks scx il put it there [00:18] *smiles* no problem, if you need anymore help just ask [00:18] ok [00:18] *finds it and walks in* [00:18] hi! *smiles at child, half hidden in the darkness* [00:19] *jumps* "ack! Landon?" [00:19] yeh. [00:19] i snuck out of class... [00:19] .....well actually it was more of a freaked run, but i got out. [00:19] *Walks over to SCX and WolfLann and looks at WolfLann's picture* Why! That looks just like my home! [00:19] oh. hi. *looks around the dark room* what are you doing in here? [00:20] i called for you to come, because i uh...wanted to talk. [00:20] oh yeah i didnt know [00:20] oh, ok. *closes the door* what do you wanna talk about? [00:20] I know, I was just letting you know [00:20] *looks at SCX's picture not sure of what it is* [00:20] Whats that? [00:20] well, you see i uh... well i know i call you names and stuff a lot and i'm pretty mean to you and um.... [00:20] It's a portal that leads to parallel dimensions [00:20] well i.... [00:21] *his eyes go open and nods* Yes, I suppose it is [00:21] *twiddles her thumbs, feeling the nervousness* [00:21] *looks at the ground a moment, then kisses child, and looks back at the ground after the kiss* [00:21] uh... whats parralel disomething [00:21] i uh.... *scuffs his foot on the floor* ... [00:21] *eyes go wide* "oh my" 8and faints* [00:21] Parallel dimensions are worlds like ours, but they're different [00:22] 8=* [00:22] Like, in one world you might not even be alive! [00:22] (fainted? lol.) [00:22] whoa im confused [00:22] *kneels beside child and taps her cheek lightly* child... [00:22] wake up. [00:22] or in one world...maybe C_V will like me....we all know that won't happen here though [00:22] *opens her eyes* what happened? [00:22]