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This is my girlfriend, Kate.  Teach is my bestest buddy in the whole world, and I love her very very much.
Isn't she a Hottie? Mrow!
Now, I do adore my teach, who really did teach me everything I know (if you don't beleive me, take a look at the Elementary RPG, or ask her yourself)...........But this page was created primarily to fool her little brother into thinking that I was her lesbian girlfriend. Now, while I won't pretend that it's not a tantalizing thought...anyways it worked and...yeah.

Today Teach rocks more than ever, and her brother is actually growing up a bit *gasp*.  And...I may be moving to the wonderful Canadian Land of British Columbia with her.  Someday.  Her and Josh.  And some other wannabes. Mebbe I'll get ter visit Matt too.

Check all three of them out on my Fellow Vamps Page.
Shameless promotion time!
You gots to go visit my teach's site,
The Amazing Cracktaculars
Brought to you by Fuckers Inc. (or something like that)
They've got a chatroom, a newsletter, confucked comics, stories, movies, and bios of all dee wonderous people that made it possible.

Dese wonderous people are:
My Teach (Kate Crackson)
My Man Vangal (Josh Crackson)
and
Bloody(Jerry Crackson)
The dude who can do it all, and yes, I'm saying that because he's the one that made the site pretty much.

And yes, I say pretty much, because I could be completly wrong, and as I'm not really involved in the site, and this is just a shameless promotion, I believe my task here is finished!
What, you see some text at the bottom of the page? You think it's important? Are you on crack? Quit reading this and visit my other pages...I mean really...text on the bottom of the page being important.....wait...where are you going? I..I was justkidding! drrf...There goes another one...smooth Child, real smooth......                                                         *miff*
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