Edie Britt wants what she wants. And she wants Carlos. From telling his old lady landlord that he liked his smack and hoes (Ah, but he does prefer bros before hoes like Susan) so he'd get evicted and have to move in with her to telling him she wants a baby with him to keep him around, Edie showed that she does have feelings from Carlos. Her pregnancy scare was real, but she's still taking her birth control pills despite asking him to make a baby with her. That's what I call...desperate.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane Susan was lame. The Dumbass Plumber proposed, and Susan was upset Gabrielle stole her wedding date and plans instead of being upset that Gabrielle was marrying a slimeball who is only slightly less hateable than Bush. The two then got drunk and decided on a double wedding, but Lame realised Dumbass Plumber was right for her when he said he'd take the blame for getting out of the double wedding, while Slimy Sketchy Skeezy Stupid Slimeball mayor ordered Gabrielle to get out because it would be bad for his image to get married with an ex-convict. Lynette would rather have sex than talk because she's pissed at Tom for having that lunch with Assistant Manager Rick which made him confess his feelings for her which made her have to fire him. So she accientally hits her head on the lamp, and Tom and Lynette realise just how much trouble their marriage is in. And then the doctor tells Lynette that she might have AVM lyphoma, which makes Tom and Lynette realise how much they love each other. Cause nothing saves a marriage like a good cancer scare. |
