Bree Hodge has been somewhat out of action this season, but after kicking a certain Deranged Dentist Dude out of the house last week, she came back with the one-liners that only Bree can make. "Let me know if there are any survivors," she said when she fought with Susan about whether Mike or Deranged Dentist Dude Orson killed Monique. She retorted "That's our Christmas present to them" when Grandma Hodge complained Bree had bought her a condo far away from her grandkids. Oh yeah, and she made Deranged Dentist Dude Orson tell her the whole truth, and she took him back, despite probably knowingn it wasn't really the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help him God.
Elsewhere on Wisteria Lane Lynette feels bad when the pediophile protests go too far, and she tries to stop them...but not before causing his sister to have a fatal heart attack. When Lynette confronted Art to apologise, he thanked her for setting him free so he could allow himself to slip up, leaving Lynette with a cold feeling in the middle of the street. Gabrielle called her assistant a "spineless mo" for being afraid to tell a parent that his daughter sucked. Then she realised that he was a hottie (Other than John, I seriously question Gabrielle's taste in men sometimes.) So she causes a fight between the daughter, who doesn't want Gabrielle to date her father, and her best friend, who the daughter wants her father to marry the best friend's mother. Yes, Gabrielle stooped that low. Susan decided to be Mike's best friend after his arrest for Monique's murder, which upset Dashing British Bloke Ian. Susan decided to steal DDDOrson's office key, and was trapped in his office while Bree and Orson made up...finding out that Deranged Dentist Dude Orson had once been committed. Speaking of Deranged Dentist Dude Orson, Mama Deranged Dentist Dude Hodge met with someone familiar to Orson, his not-so-dead wife, Alma. Thank you, ABC, for putting the show on hiatus for a month on that note. We REALLY appreciate it. Not. |
