Bree Van De Kamp
It was a hard choice this week with three of the Housewives showing extreme desperation, but Bree Van de Kamp took the cake. When Creepy Pharmacist Guy George sernaded her on the lawn during the dinner party, Bree simply went upstairs, got out her rifle and shot George's van. She visited Lawyer Guy From scrubs in the hospital, and made the connection that George was the one who pushed Lawyer Guy from Scrubs off the bridge. When Creepy Pharmacist Guy George sent her a note at a charity benefit, Bree called the police and learned that they found evidence Creepy Pharmacist Guy George had killed Rex. Uh oh. Creepy Pharmacist Guy George took his pills, and Bree waited for him to confess to killing Rex. He wouldn't admit he was disturbed, so Bree lied and said she had called the ambulance while he was asleep, walking away from his lifeless body, in a heart where evil and good lie side by side.
Other Highlights Oh, that wacky Lynette, expecting a boss to be nice and not be rude. She threatened Nina with blackmail, so Nina fired the hot receptionist boy. And so Lynette convinced him to tell the boss what was going on to get his job back. And of course, Lynette's plan backfired as half the office got fired and she got a promotion. Nina cackled gleefully. "Say goodbye to your four children, because now you'll be taking care of an adult child." Carlos got parole, and Gabrielle was not pleased to find his friendship with Hot Nun Who Looks Like Faith Rosco. And Susan met her dad and gave him a heart attack. "You're an acquired taste," Edie said. |