Bree Van de Kamp
Gabrielle Solis
Bree's alcoholism took a turn for the worse when she passed out in her lawn. Her loving son, Andrew, decided to turn the sprinklers on her. GO ANDREW! Later, Bree baby-sat for Lynette and told the brats that she had a "special grown-up headache" to describe her hangover. She then took a nap, and the brats escaped. Uh oh! Later, Lynette showed Bree just how much she was drinking.
However, Gabrielle tied Bree for "Housewife of the Week" because of her mother's appearance which revealed Gabrielle had been sexually assualted by her stepfather. Gabby's mother learned Gabrielle couldn't have children (Gabrielle: And have them shoot triplets out her ass? No way.) and offered to be a surrogate mother. GAbrielle drove her to a hotel and kicked her out. But Carlos later found out that Gabby's mother thought she seduced her stepfather and blamed Gabrielle. So he said he wanted to adopt.
Other Highlights Edie found the ring Karl was giving to susan and thought Karl was about to propose. She then picked apart her souflet, and Karl then decided to propose, not telling her he was marrying Susan in a stupid insurance scam that I can't WAIT to see backfire on her. |
