Gabrielle Solis
For future reference, how many Hail Mary's must Gabrielle do for catching a nun on fire? When Sister Mary "I Look Like Cynthia Preston But Can't Act Like Her" Bernard returned, Gabrielle shouted "SON OF A BITCH!" Then, Sister Mary Bernard encouraged Carlos to get a annullment. Carlos asked Gabby to promise she'd have kids in the future, and she only offered a maybe. So Gabrielle went to the priest, told a little fib that Sister Mary Bernard had slept with Carlos, and ta-da! Sister Mary Bernard is going to ALASKA. But Gabrielle had to gloat, and Sister Mary Bernard started DH's very first catfight! And Gabrielle caught the nun on fire! And the nun bit Gabby! Oh Gabrielle...remind me to stay on your good side.
Other Highlights Susan freaked cause her surgeon boyfriend hadn't removed a spleen before, but wanted to remove hers. So they started dating when he refused to be a surgeon. My question, Lois Lane couldn't figure out Clark Kent was Superman, and yet Susan Mayer is the stupidest of the two characters? I digress. Lynette was forced to hire Tom at work, and Felicity delivered a slam dunk performance not soon to be forgotten. And Danielle told WhatsHisName that Andrew killed Mama Solis, which Betty Applewhite used to blackmail Bree. Oh, we knew that'd come back to bite Bree on the ass, did we not? Bree was stunned at her daughter. "Danielle, is there a black man hiding underneath your bed?" |
